The video that should have been all over TV in the Bible Belt
during the 2016 elections has been uncovered and is making the rounds on the
Interwebs. You know—the 2015 Bloomberg Politics interview in which Cadet
Bonespurs is completely stumped when asked what his favorite verses are. He can’t
even choose between the Old and New Testaments; apparently he didn’t know there
were two of them.
Like the two Corinthians.
Well, that video is hilarious in its own right, and levels yet
another charge of hypocrisy against all the evangelicals who believe their god personally
sent a lying, greedy, thieving, cruel, blaspheming, gluttonous, fornicating kleptocrat to run the United States.
Because your average atheist could have answered more questions about the Bible
than the self-proclaimed Chosen One.
Well, but it turns out there’s a guy in the UK named Michael Spicer, who does a kind of
Randy Rainbow mashup (without the music and flamingo pink glasses), and now it
all becomes clear:
I am never going to be able to listen to this buffoon stumble his
way through congratulating Poland on the 80th anniversary of the
Nazi invasion or bragging about our “great relationship” with Colombia and FARC
without looking for his earpiece and imagining Spicer somewhere at the other
end of the com line.
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