Friday, March 28, 2025

Weak links

As you know, the big news this week is that what passes for the best and brightest in our kakistocracy not only discussed operational plans for the US military to attack Houthi targets in Yemen a couple of weeks ago over the unclassified and insecure Signal platform, but they included the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic in the group chat, thus providing their very own really big security breach.

This prompted Signal's founder (and former Twitter head of cybersecurity) to tweet:

In the 1940s, the Allies kept operational details of Operation Overlord secret for 18 months, thus surprising the hell out of the Germans with the Normandy landings on June 6, 1944. But the vice president, national security adviser, secretaries of defense and state, White House chief of staff and CIA director happily blurbled and emojii’d their way through the attack planning and execution process for several days without checking who was on the group chat list.

Also—one of the members was actually in Moscow for part of this time, where we can be assured that his devices were monitored and the unsecured chat was greatly appreciated.

The rest of the week was them coming up with a whole flock of (different) lies (including while testifying before Congress) about what happened and elected Republicans assuring us that it’s a big nothingburger, happens all the time, what about her emails!

Well—this being the case, the only earworm we can have today is “Chain of Fools”, and who else to sing it but Aretha.

That women knew her fools.


©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Sweet

Well, okay—yesterday I was in the local Lotte market (which serves Asian and Latino customers) looking for a specific tea, and I came across a new word.

Turns out that jaggery is a type of cane sugar popular in South and Southeast Asia.

Now I’ll have to go back and see what it looks like on the hoof.

(Lotte didn't have the tea, despite the tea company's claim on their website.)

 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Chocolate science

Last month I was entranced by the story of an opossum in Nebraska that ate an entire Costco cake that homeowners had put out on their deck because the refrigerator was too full to accommodate it while the family was preparing and eating a meal.

The Doggett family found that the female opossum had pulled the plastic cover off a Tuxedo chocolate mousse cake and eaten the whole thing, leaving only a trail of chocolate footprints from the rail to the deck furniture where it had curled up to recover. Concerned about its condition—it was panting and in distress—they called the local Humane Society, who sent an animal control unit out; they collected the marsupial and took her to a vet.

Post-checkup, the opossum—oh, why don’t we just call her Tracy—was moved to wildlife rehab, where she received chelation therapy to counteract her overindulgence. As with dogs, chocolate is thought to be toxic to opossums, but the belief has never been put to the test by observing one eating a cake larger than she is before.

Photo by Nebraska Wildlife Rehab

Now, naturally I heard this story first on social media, where the preponderance of users immediately identified with Tracy’s binge. Look—we’ve all been there, babe. Sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

I also learned that Tracy chose well—very high marks all around for the Costco Tuxedo cake. Very high.

So, on my next run to top up my supply of butter and chicken breasts, I picked up one of them. Just in the spirit of scientific inquiry, you understand.

Let me just say: my hat’s off to Tracy. That girl’s got game. My first slice—maybe 1.25” thick—about laid me low. I mean—it’s mousse and sponge cake, covered in ganache, but damn is it rich. It took me 10 days to finish that thing.

If that marsupial can survive chugging the entire cake in one sitting, she’s got some serious gastric superpowers.

 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Dorian Gray and 100% OPSEC

So, Sunday we learned—in a lengthy screed on his inaptly named social media platform—that the Kleptocrat is extremely unhappy with a portrait of him that Colorado has hanging in the state capitol gallery. Evidently many imaginary people are angry about how (no doubt coming to him with tears in their big-man eyes to complain) awful it is. And he wants the (Democratic) governor to take it down because it offends his artistic sensibilities!

Not sure why this has only now come to the attention of the man with the nuclear codes; according to a story in Time, the portrait has been in situ since 2019, and was donated by Republicans. (I’m not posting it in my blog, but if you want to see it, here it is.)

Also—you’d think he would have bigger things on his mind than a portrait in a state that didn’t vote for him.

But you’d be wrong.

And then yesterday, we learned that before the United States struck several Houthi targets in Yemen earlier this month, national security officials not only initiated the plans over Signal, an encrypted but still not secure chat platform, but included Jeffrey Goldberg, Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic, in their discussion.

Those involved in the chat included Michael Waltz, national security adviser (who initiated it); VP J.D. Vance; Director of Central Intelligence John Ratcliffe; Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense; White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles; discount Goebbels Stephen Miller; and Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence.

In Goldberg’s account, when he was first invited to the group chat, he considered the possibility that it was some kind of influence operation; both foreign and domestic actors have interests in catching journalists in compromising situations. So he just stood by and observed. Throughout his account, he refers to each participant with their name in quotation marks, because their purported identity could not be confirmed.

“Vance” appeared to be the only member reluctant to start bombing; his concern seems to have revolved around getting “messaging” in place. Americans don’t know Houthis from a hole in the ground, so we’d need to be spun on why our forces are doing it. Also—as “Miller” chimed in, really, the Houthi threat to international shipping in the Suez region affects Europeans more than the US, so if we’re going to pull their chestnuts out of the fire, what do we get from it? We need that quid for that quo.

(Not his precise words, but we all know that the Kleptocrat is transactional and he has to get some vig off of everything.)

Goldberg finally believed what he was seeing on 15 March, when at 1145 EDT Waltz announced that the attacks would commence in two hours. And then, on the dot, they happened. He removed himself from the chat, which would have generated a notification to Waltz, but no one reached out to ask him why he left or, indeed, who he was.

Yesterday he sent emails to several of the participants asking for comments. He got a couple of fluffers from a Vance spokes and someone repping the National Security Council. Read the article—it will raise the hair on the back of your neck.

Not only were the highest NATSEC officials in the country (including the vice president) plotting military operations over an unclassified platform (evidently the government has bespoke systems for this purpose—well, they did before Elno and his DOGiEs appeared on the scene), but they also (presumably inadvertently) included a reporter on their group chat. High schoolers planning a TP party could do better at security.

How do we know that Waltz didn’t include SVR (Russian foreign security) agents on that Signal group?

Aside from Ratcliffe and Gabbard, I mean.

Naturally, Klepto replied to a question yesterday afternoon about the massive security breach, went all Sergeant Schultz. Really: "I know nothing about it." 

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Like that presidential portrait.

 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 



Monday, March 24, 2025

Gratitude Monday: tulips in the air

The builders who are converting five acres of parkland (the only green space in the 11-mile corridor cutting through the People’s Republic to Herndon) into 82 $1M+ townhouses left the construction gate open all weekend, so I walked through the site.

Thus I was able to enjoy the tulip trees at peak bloom, and for that I am grateful.




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