Saturday, November 9, 2013

The sound of broken glass and broken bones

Today is the 75th anniversary of Kristallnacht, the Night of Broken Glass. On 9 November 1938, in “response” to the assassination of Ernst vom Rath, a minor functionary in the German embassy in Paris, by a teen-aged Polish Jew, Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels orchestrated “spontaneous” acts of outrage on Jewish homes, shops and synagogues throughout Germany.

More than 200 synagogues and thousands of homes and businesses were ransacked and torched throughout the Reich (which by then included Austria and most of Czechoslovakia), starting the night of the 9th and; continuing through the next day. Efforts by municipal fire and police services to stop the conflagrations and violence were blocked by Nazi storm troopers. More than 90 Jews were murdered and 30,000 men and boys were arrested and sent to concentration camps.

Hermann Goering, Oberbefehlshaber of the Luftwaffe, Prussian minister of the interior (thus head of the largest police force in Germany) and chief Nazi clothes horse, berated Goebbels for mismanaging the affair—since despite countless millions in goods looted, not a pfennig had made its way into state coffers.

By way of placating Goering, Goebbels decreed that German Jews should pay an indemnity of 1 billion Reichsmarks “for causing the damage” that now littered communities throughout the Reich.

And he collected.

Kristallnacht“doesn’t really convey the full horror of these events. Although the Nazis had been steadily closing in the walls on Jews according to the blueprint patently evident in Mein Kampf, and had even essayed a public boycott of Jewish businesses (unsuccessful, as it happens, so not repeated) shortly after taking power in 1933, this was the first instance where widespread violence and murder were unleashed on the community.

And this time they were successful. There were no substantial protests either internally or from the fraternity of nations. The Nazis had removed their gloves and revealed their brass knuckles—and no one cared. There were a few lackluster objections from here or there, but no official recognition (much less outrage) that this was a state act of collective violence against a group of people. Likewise no one seemed to connect the dots that there could be other groups on the murder list to be lined up after the Jews were eliminated.

Some time ago, I was following the pilgrim’s route from Paris to Santiago de Compostela. I’d checked in to the Auberge de Jeunesse in Bordeaux and was riding my bicycle around the town. At one stop light a young man on a bicycle came up beside me—he must have recognized by the panniers that I wasn’t a local—and we struck up a conversation. He was also outfitted for distance—I think he was working the vendange (I ran into a lot of kids at hostels who were following the harvest around the country), but at this point I can’t really recall.

Anyhow, he was German and told me that he was heading over to the “main” synagogue (the Great Synagogue). Seems he’d never in his life (of probably 20 years) seen a Jewish temple, and thought he should do so. (My first thought was, “Okay, there’s a reason you’ve never seen a synagogue on the hoof—do you know what that is?” But I didn’t bring it up and neither did he.) He’d been by earlier but was told he should return in the afternoon. He invited me along.

Well, my only diary-entry for Bordeaux was going to be the Centre Jean Moulin (museum of the RĂ©sistance), so he and I cycled over to the shul. He was such a trusting soul he didn’t even lock his bike, just leaned it up against the wall.

He rang the bell and we were buzzed in; no one came to greet us, we just went in. I have to say I felt a little on edge—didn’t know whether he was going to pull a Molotov out of his jeans and finish off one of the ones the Nazis missed 35 years earlier. But in the end we just wandered around the sanctuary, unescorted, looking at the space so different from Christian churches.

Actually, at the time this was only the second temple I’d ever been in, so I wasn’t that much further along culturally speaking that my companion.

We could hear voices in other rooms, but no one ever did come out to check on us. After a while, we let ourselves out. He went on to find a place to camp for the night (the hostel’s couple of francs was more than he wanted to spend) and I headed off to the museum. (Which, BTW, had a terrific collection of propaganda posters. Some of them are still quite vivid in my mind.)

I wonder if he’s remembering his first visit to a synagogue on this anniversary, and how he had to travel hundreds of miles out of Germany to find it?

I also wonder if we’ve progressed since 1938—no one did much about the Serbian or Rwandan versions of Kristallnacht, did they?

A few years ago I wondered if we’ve progressed since 1979—would the keepers of a synagogue anywhere today buzz in someone to have unaccompanied free rein of the sanctuary? I found out in 2009 when I retraced the French part of my pilgrimage: you can’t get close to the Great Synagogue; it’s fenced off and I couldn’t even see where you might ring to get someone’s attention. Looking at that iron fence I thought, well, I guess 1979 was that brief window of lull in the storm—between the Nazi anti-Semites and the Islamists and National Front varieties of today.


So, I still don’t know how much progress we’ve made since Kristallnacht. But it’s a start if we remember.

Friday, November 8, 2013

One word, and it's not "plastics"

Noit's "catvertising".

I don’t know how I’ve missed this for the past two years, but it’s just as timely now as it was back when it was first posted.

Because “Nobody wants to see ads anymore; they want to see cat videos.”


I have to say that tears were leaking out my eyes as I watched this. I mean—that “Ninja Kitty” story board? Or the bar chart on cat videos overtaking online porn? This john st. crowd are just wicked funny, eh? (They’re Canadians.)

I’m keeping this one in clicking distance. I’m sure I’ll need it. 

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Ecumenical sign of the times

I think this sign, which is on my walking route to the House of Skeletons, kind of summarizes the whole California gestalt:


I don’t know exactly which element takes precedence in terms of the California life—I mean, you’ve got Methodist, Lutheran and…um, I dunno sharing premises. In close temporal quarters—looks like the Methodists are still hanging about on their coffee hour when the Lutherans show up on a Sunday. And knowing how Lutherans like to settle in for gospels and stuff, I imagine they’re still there when the unknown denominational Koreans appear.

It’s not actually that unusual to see English-speaking congregations sharing with Chinese or Korean groups around here. It’s the ecumenicalism of this one that interests me.

Plus—you just gotta love a group that calls itself “The Very Good Church of Silicon Valley”. Or of anywhere else, for that matter.

Sorry to say that I missed the junque sale. 



Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Something for the roadmap, Facebook

I’ve installed a FireFox add-on that blocks Facebook ads—you know, the things that appear in the right-hand rail that are the result of web activity tracking cookies.

(Actually, I didn’t quite know what everyone was talking about when they complain about them until some FireFox extension kept crashing my browser, so I cleared off everything. Then—whoo, what a load of crap. So I fished out Adblock Plus and installed it again. Relief!)

But I still get some sponsored “suggestions”, which I’ve allowed (I think there is a way to expunge them, too, but they don’t bother me so much), including groups that friends may have joined, etc.

This one, I’m not so sure about:


As it turns out, this shows up every time I like something from UK Cop Humour. You know, the suggestion is—if you like UK Cop Humour, you might like these pages.

Well, no, not really. Might want to tweak your algorithm some, Facebook.


Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Genius marketing...not

I had to download a “free” 30-day trial subscription to Citrix’s Go-to-Meeting for a job interview a week ago. This was followed by “buy-our-software” emails every 36 hours. I found their “unsubscribe” link buried in the very small print at the absolute bottom of the emails and unsubscribed. But here’s what it tells you:



What the hell? Ten days? How crappy is their database that it takes ten bloody days for an unsubscribe request to filter through it? Not really a ringing endorsement of the power of their software design.

Here’s something for free, Citrix: you aren’t really going to sell a lot of subscriptions to your software after someone’s already told you they don’t want to hear from you. Any decision that I can influence in the future is going to be towards your competitors.

WebEx, anyone?





Monday, November 4, 2013

Gratitude Monday: Lights in the room

Yesterday marked the first day of the Hindu festival of Diwali, so today I’m grateful for all celebrations that mark the symbolic triumph of good over evil, of light over darkness and of sweetness over bitterness.

As I have since coming to the Valley they call Silicon, this year I again massed candles to drive back all manner of dark things. Not only do I like the soft light that groups of candles give off, the very act of lighting them one at a time and nursing along some of the ones at the end of their life slows me down. It calms me down.


Filling a room with candle light takes time; you can’t flip a switch and move on to the next task on your to-do list. And if you’re lighting those floating jobbers, you have to be very focused on not disturbing the water, because then it dowses the flames and you have to wipe them off and start over again. It’s like the count-breaths-to-21 methodology of meditation: if you lose count because your monkey mind is distracted, you have to begin again from one.


There are some days I never make it into double digits.

But there’s something about knowing how happy the moving lights will make me that enables me to persevere with candles. I light them, sit back and watch; and for at least a few minutes the world around me is peaceful and full of hope. Light prevails over darkness, love conquers fear, and good triumphs over evil.


Happy Diwali, all.