Well, here we are at the absolute pinnacle of Romance—Saint Valentine’s Day. If you’re thinking about dining out tonight and haven’t booked a table, fuggedaboutit; tomorrow the prices will be lower, anyhow. To get into Trader Joe’s yesterday, you had to pass through a wall o’ bouquets ready for lotharios low on funds.
Love is, as they say, in the air.
But that’s only part of romantic love. Valentine’s
Day is like a Hallmark movie: it’s all about the appearance of passion. We all
know that the story goes on after Stacy and Todd fade out and the credits roll.
Very often the next chapter is full of screaming fights and slamming doors. And
the one after involves Todd crying into his beer with his bros while Stacy and
her posse slap back cocktails and tick off every single one of Todd’s
transgressions.
That session lasts the whole night.
I was interested to discover that one
organization has recognized and even celebrated this aspect of love. Through
today, Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary in rural Marion County, Ore., will write your ex’s
name (in cat-safe icing) on a heart-shaped mass of meat and feed
it to one of their residents. Your
donation of $50 to $75 also gets you a video of the very satisfying meal.
(The director of Wildcat Ridge Sanctuary
reports that people are also sending in donations with the names of work
colleagues, friends, spouses and other sundry miscreants to become wildcat chow.
This is their fourth year of offering the much-needed service.)
So, in keeping with the full scope of the day, we’re having Bob Dylan’s “Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright”, sung by the Indigo Girls.
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