Friday, September 5, 2025

Where could that man be?

Well, we’ve had quite the week, eh? For one brief, shining moment over the Labor Day weekend, there was happy speculation that the Kleptocrat—not seen close up for four days, which has not happened in his adult life—was dying or dead. His health is clearly not robust, a fact obvious to everyone with eyes and ears, although Republicans up and down the food chain are in public denial. (JD Vance even interrupted his busy schedule of non-stop vacations to go on the talk-show circuit to pronounce himself ready and qualified to step into the Oval Office shoes.)

He burst that bubble with a proof-of-life press conference on Tuesday, which had been hastily assembled for just that purpose, although he denied he’d heard the rumors. At the presser, ostensibly to announce he’s moving his farcical Space Force command from Colorado to Alabama (because “Colorado allows mail-in voting”), he also flamed out at Illinois governor JB Pritzker (D) because Pritzker told him to take his domestic urban occupation forces and stuff them in his oh-so-capacious ass.

The domestic invasions will continue until people stop asking about the Epstein files, until the last brown-skinned person has been slammed to the ground and deported to Uganda and until Cadet Bonespurs has been awarded a custom-made much-bigger-than-Obama’s-golder-than-anything Nobel Peace Prize.

So our earworm for today is what should be the anthem for this administration, given all the Nazis in it: “Springtime for Hitler”.


 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Thursday, September 4, 2025

Job to be done

This sign caught my eye the other day:

I mean—I guess it makes sense. I get invitations in the mail on the regular from companies headquartered in New Jersey that are ready to pay me cash for my house as-is. So, why not cars?

It’s the “alive or dead” that gets my attention. Like—instead of having to pay to have your non-functioning 2011 Nissan Altima towed to the junkyard, someone will give you cash to take it off your hands?

Somebody may just have spotted a real gap in the market..

 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Purple glory

As we move from a remarkably temperate end of August into an equally unusual September, I’ll share with you some shots from the W&OD Trail.



You’re welcome.

 

©2025 Bas Bleu

 

 

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

No negotiation

Eighty years ago today, representatives of the Japanese empire boarded the USS Missouri anchored in Tokyo Bay to sign surrender documents, thus ending the Second World War.

Like Nazi Germany, the Japanese continued fighting long after it was clear that they could not possibly win the war; they went on knowing that doing so meant the death and devastation would continue for no military purpose. It took the US using two atomic bombs, on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, for the Japanese to finally give up hope (for what, I’m not exactly certain).

Here's the thing: having learnt the bitter lesson from WWI—when German militarists could make the false claim that they hadn’t actually lost the war, but had been “stabbed in the back” by leftist politicians back in Berlin, and that therefore the nation was entitled to a do-over amped up with totalitarianism and Panzer divisions—the Allies demanded nothing less than unconditional surrender from the Axis powers.

Both Japan and Germany tried to wiggle out of that, but the Allies held firm. No conditions, just full and complete surrender. End of.

Someone ought to explain that to JD Vance when he wants to wave his willie around Ukraine, blustering that “if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation.”

Show him the negotiation in this photo:


Also maybe remind him of the "negotiation" that took place at Appomattox Court House 80 years before this event.


©2025 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, September 1, 2025

Gratitude Monday: Worthy of their hire

Today being Labor Day, I’m expressing my gratitude for the benefits that organized labor has brought to the workplace. Yes, I’m talking labor unions. Without them, there’d be a whole lot more miserable employment conditions than exist even now.

There are basically only two reasons why you and I are not working in sweatshops with dangerous electrical wiring, hot and cold running vermin and no toilets—unions and litigation. (I would also have added “80-hour weeks” as one of the not-any-mores, but that’s pretty much so last century.)

Business management in companies both large and small do not provide more or less sanitary and safe conditions, ventilation and some standard of minimum wage out of the goodness of their hearts. They do it because over the past 150 years unions have fought with blood and treasure for the concept that labor is part of the value-add of both products and services; and because they’re terrified that if they screw up and get sued, juries will strip their corporate assets in punitive damages like a plague of locusts ranging across Iowa.

I’m not saying that unions haven’t at times been part of the problem—many of them are every bit as bloated and arrogant and greedy as corporate boards, and in fact you’d have trouble distinguishing one stance from the other across the negotiating table. And I’m also not saying that America’s propensity toward litigiousness doesn’t suck up resources, like some cosmic Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, that couldn’t have been better spent on something like, oh, curing cancer.

But it takes the kind of jackhammer represented by Big Labor and Big Lawsuits to get the attention of the heirs of the Triangle Shirtwaist Company. If you doubt this, I refer you to the history of the textile industry in America: the corporations first moved their factories from states with unions to the South (God bless right-to-work), and then—when even minimum wage became too much for them—to Mexico, India, China and other countries where there’s no concern about pesky things like sweatshop conditions, unsafe factory buildings or child labor.

And it’s not limited to schmattas, either. Thirty-five years ago during my sojourn in the great, cough, state of North Carolina (which is probably still electing Jesse Helms to the US Senate, corpse though he be), there was a fire in a chicken processing plant that killed 25 workers and injured 54 others. Exit doors from the factory floor had been locked, trapping the men and women in the inferno (because NO BREAKS!). Exactly like the Triangle Shirtwaist factory in 1911.

I’m not going to talk about the wages paid or the conditions in the factory, but the plant had never suffered a single safety inspection, so the managers weren’t troubled by having to fork out for any, you know, protections. North Carolina is a right-to-work state, and it don’t hold with no unions.

Let me also bring to your attention the decades of work by César Chávez and the United Farm Workers to bring decent wages, as well as working and living conditions, to the men, women and children who tend and harvest the food we eat. I know that I personally find it easier to swallow fruits and vegetables when I know they aren't the product of slavery-in-all-but-name.

Labor Day was made a national holiday in 1894, in the wake of the Pullman strike, which ended after President Grover Cleveland sent in federal troops to suppress the strikers. As a sop to thousands of workers who’d lost their jobs and their homes, Cleveland created a national holiday to “recognize” labor.

I find that a monumental act of condescension—declaring a holiday "for the workers", kind of like Flag Day, without any meaning behind it. It wasn’t even a paid holiday. And it was set for September to distinguish it from the international socialist/communist labor day of 1 May. But it played well with Cleveland’s corporate constituents.

(Someone may tell the Kleptocrat about Cleveland and we’ll see SECDEF assigning the military not only to firing on strikers, but also to taking up jobs in factories and the farms after all the deportations. As it is, he's nixed labor unions for several federal agencies and would happily ensure that working stiffs be reduced to indentured servitude.)

So it’s incumbent upon us, in times where enormous inroads have been made in the gains unions won for us (I laugh at the notion of a 40-hour week, because no tech employer for the past 15 years has expected anything less than 60 hours per week from its salaried staff), to consider where we’d be if they hadn’t existed.

It’s nowhere I’d care to be, I assure you. So I am grateful today for the battles that labor unions fought. They didn’t always win, but they did move us forward.

 

©2024 Bas Bleu