I first ran into Jonathan Swift in high school, when I did a paper
on the Anglo-Irish hostility. You know—the “hostility” that started in the 12th
Century, when Henry II used the excuse of the Irish Church’s refusal to follow
the Gregorian reforms (the ones that stick in my mind being monks’ tonsures and
celebration of Easter) invaded Ireland. And it’s continuing today as Henry’s
heir Theresa May prepares to abrogate the Good Friday Agreement and reinstate a
hard border between the six counties of Ulster and the 26 counties of the
Republic.
Well.
The fusion of Mother England and Celtic Ireland has produced nearly
800 years of literary giants: Oscar Wilde, Seán O’Casey, Oliver Goldsmith, George
Bernard Shaw, C.S. Lewis, J.M. Synge, Bram Stoker, William Butler Yeats, Samuel
Beckett and Swift among them. Swift, born in 1667, straddled Ireland and
England literally, born in Dublin, spending much of his early adulthood in
England and then return to Dublin where he was Dean of Saint Patrick’s
Cathedral from 1715 until his death in 1745. You may know him as the author of Gulliver’s Travels, where we get a taste
of his ability to use humor to skewer the many ills he saw in the world.
The one that imprinted on me was A
Modest Proposal (full title being A
Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People from being a Burthen
to Their Parents or Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Publick),
in which Swift solves the problem of poverty in Ireland by permitting parents
to sell their children as food to what we’d today call members of the 1%
(English 1%, to be precise). In quintessentially Swiftian fashion, he mocks the
heartlessness that the 1% still show to the poor. It’s deadly.
Swift was politically active, first for the Whigs and then for the
Tories, and (as evidenced by Proposal and other writings) he was vehemently
opposed to Britain’s Irish policies. He managed to get up Queen Anne’s nose,
and lost ecclesiastical appointment in England. Saint Patrick’s, Dublin, was
outside Anne’s gift, so that’s where he ended up. Toward the end of his life he
became obsessed with death, and suffered from mental illness, quarreling with
friends and growing increasingly isolated.
Today’s entry isn’t titled; it’s a concise disquisition on the
nature of hell. It strikes me as being timely, nearly 300 years later. Same
players, same outcomes. So much for progress.
All folks who pretend to religion and grace,
Allow there's a HELL, but dispute of the place:
But, if HELL may by logical rules be defined
The place of the damned -I'll tell you my mind.
Wherever the damned do chiefly abound,
Most certainly there is HELL to be found:
Damned poets, damned critics, damned
blockheads, damned knaves,
Damned senators bribed, damned prostitute
slaves;
Damned lawyers and judges, damned lords and
damned squires;
Damned spies and informers, damned friends and
damned liars;
Damned villains, corrupted in every station;
Damned time-serving priests all over the
nation;
And into the bargain I'll readily give you
Damned ignorant prelates, and counsellors
privy.
Then let us no longer by parsons be flammed,
For we know by these marks the place of the
damned:
And HELL to be sure is at Paris or Rome.
How happy for us that it is not at home!