Saw this one Saturday, on my
way to pick up my CSA in the K-Mart shopping center. (Yes, the K-mart closed
decades ago, but that’s what everyone calls it. I don’t even know what its
official name is.)
The driver used both a
right-turn-only and a left turn only lane to traffic hop on Baron Cameron/Elden
Street. I lost sight of the car (naïvely thought that he’d actually turned left
when he pulled into the left-turn-only lane), so I was surprised to see the
thing parked in the fire lane near the ABC store in the shopping center.
Stayed parked there for at
least eight minutes, with flashers on to I suppose indicate he wasn’t going to
sit down to a meal somewhere, then hauled out ahead of me.
Didn’t seem to be in such a
hurry on his return journey—there was no lane-weaving.
Today being Labor Day, I’m
expressing my gratitude for the benefits that organized labor has brought to
the workplace. Yes, I’m talking labor unions. Without them, there’d be a whole
lot more miserable employment conditions than exist even now.
There are basically only two
reasons why you and I are not working in sweatshops with dangerous electrical
wiring, hot and cold running vermin and no toilets—unions
and litigation. (I would also have added “80-hour weeks” as one of the
not-any-mores, but that’s pretty much so last century.)
Business management in
companies both large and small do not provide more or less
sanitary and safe conditions, ventilation and some standard
of minimum wage out of the goodness of their hearts. They do it
because over the past 150 years unions have fought with
blood and treasure for the concept that labor is part of the
value-add of both products and services; and because they’re
terrified that if they screw up and get sued, juries
will strip their corporate assets in punitive damages like a plague of
locusts ranging across Iowa.
I’m not saying that unions
haven’t at times been part of the problem—many of them are every bit as
bloated and arrogant and greedy as corporate
boards, and in fact you’d have trouble distinguishing one stance
from the other across the negotiating table. And I’m also not saying that
America’s propensity toward litigiousness doesn’t suck up resources, like some
cosmic Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, that couldn’t have been better spent on something
like, oh, curing cancer.
But it takes the kind of
jackhammer represented by Big Labor and Big Lawsuits to get
the attention of the heirs of the Triangle Shirtwaist Company. If you
doubt this, I refer you to the history of the textile industry in America: the
corporations first moved their factories from states with unions to the South
(God bless right-to-work), and then—when even minimum
wage became too much for them—to Mexico, India, China and other
countries where there’s no concern about pesky things like sweatshop
conditions, unsafe factory buildings or child labor.
And it’s not limited to
schmattas, either. Thirty-six years ago during my sojourn in the great, cough,
state of North Carolina (which is probably still electing Jesse Helms to the US
Senate, corpse though he be), there was a fire
in a chicken processing plant that killed 25
workers and injured 54 others. Exit doors from the factory floor had
been locked, trapping the men and women in the inferno (because NO
BREAKS!). Exactly like the Triangle Shirtwaist factory in 1911.
I’m not going to talk about
the wages paid or the conditions in the factory, but the plant had never
suffered a single safety inspection, so the managers weren’t troubled by having
to fork out for any, you know, protections. North Carolina is a right-to-work
state, and it don’t hold with no unions.
Let me also bring to your
attention the decades of work by the United Farm Workers to bring
decent wages, as well as working and living conditions, to the men, women and
children who tend and harvest the food we eat. I know that I personally find it
easier to swallow fruits and vegetables when I know they aren't the product of
slavery-in-all-but-name. (It would help if there were some sort of—oh, I dunno—independent
inspection of food products to detect and cull out things like salmonella, e.
coli, cyclospora and screwworm so that we don’t sicken and die from them, but I
may just be indulging in a pipe dream.)
Labor Day was made a national
holiday in 1894, in the wake of the Pullman strike, which ended after President
Grover Cleveland sent in federal troops to suppress the strikers. As a sop to
thousands of workers who’d lost their jobs and their homes, Cleveland created a
national holiday to “recognize” labor.
I find that a monumental act
of condescension—declaring a holiday "for the workers", kind of like
Flag Day, without any meaning behind it. It wasn’t even a paid holiday. And it
was set for September to distinguish it from the international socialist/communist
labor day of 1 May. But it played well with Cleveland’s corporate constituents.
(Someone may tell the
Kleptocrat about Cleveland and we’ll see SECDEF assigning the military not only
to firing on strikers, but also to taking up jobs in factories and the farms
after all the deportations. As it is, he's nixed labor unions for several federal
agencies and would happily ensure that working stiffs be reduced to indentured
servitude. Or—what’s wrong with slavery?)
So it’s incumbent upon us, in
times where enormous inroads have been made in the gains unions won for us (I
laugh at the notion of a 40-hour week, because no tech employer for the past 15
years has expected anything less than 60 hours per week from its salaried
staff), to consider where we’d be if they hadn’t existed.
It’s nowhere I’d care to be, I
assure you. So I am grateful today for the battles that labor unions fought.
They didn’t always win, but they did move us forward.
The music world lost another
great this year. Jazz singer-songwriter Cassandra Wilson died at age 70.
I’m not big on jazz—unless
you’re talking Miles Davis or John Coltrane. But I am big on amazing female voices, and Wilson
certainly had that. She commanded whatever she sang. Actually, she reminds me a
bit of Eva Cassidy, Nina Simone and Norah Jones.
Hear for yourself. Here she is
covering Cyndi Lauper’s “Time after Time”.
It’s occurred to me that Dolly
Parton and JD Vance represent the spectrum of what comes from Appalachia. So—a couple
of thoughts.
I mean—it’s interesting that
they both came from families in grinding poverty; Dolly in Tennessee and Shady
in Ohio and maybe Kentucky. (I frankly can’t be arsed to research. His parents
were in Ohio, but he spent time with his grandparents in Kentucky, I think.) Hers
was a loving, happy family, while his appears to have been dysfunctional.
Something about drugs, I dunno. Maybe that accounts for the contrast in
strength of character?
Because Dolly’s life of grace,
generosity, acceptance and joy was built on a core of integrity, honesty and an
abiding sense of fairness, while Vance is a grifting, lying, shapeshifting
opportunist, eager to latch on to anyone and any ideology that he thinks will
advance his personal goals. (Which I think revolve around acquiring wealth and
power.)
They both made their
Appalachian heritage focal points of their careers. Dolly captured universal truths
couched in images of the mountains in the more than 3000 songs she wrote in her
lifetime. She never exploited her subjects in the process, though. Couch Boy shat
on the people he grew up with in his memoir Hillbilly Elegy, to both
make a buck and declare his superiority.
Shall we speak of charity? Compare
the millions that Dolly’s contributed to her community and the world—seeing a
need and stepping up to meet it, from early childhood literacy to medical
research—with…uh…yeah, I got nothin’. His charity is mostly self-directed,
which is truly on brand.
As for faith, Dolly lived hers
in her actions with consistency and humility. JD journeyed from evangelicalism
to atheism to a form of Catholicism that somehow gives him the unmitigated gall
to instruct the Pope on theology. His new opus, delving into his spiritual path is more of the same Elegy performative exceptionalism, for which he has used his office as the vice president to promote sales. The cover of the book features a very picturesque country church; a Methodist church, into which he has never set foot. Also, I believe, like the grandees of the 17th
Century, Mr. Late-life Convert prefers to have Mass said in a private setting
in his official quarters, rather than mix with the plebs in the local parish. (Okay—TBF,
the folks at Saint Thomas the Apostle lucked out in this regard.)
Someone whose blog I support last
week said he was going to church to pray for the repose of Dolly’s soul. I
thought, well, okaybut—I cannot imagine anyone leaving this life with any more
certainty of the welcome she’ll receive in the next than Dolly Parton. By any
measure, her soul is guaranteed to rest easy.
Yes, of course—my gratitude
for today (and the year) is for the life of Dolly Parton. The
singer-songwriter-actress-philanthropist-entrepreneur-humanitarian died last
week at age 80, but her legacy—no, legacies—of love, generosity, acceptance, joy,
fairness and (of course) music are going to live for the ages.
I titled this post “Cup of
ambition” (from her hit “9 to 5”) because Dolly was supremely ambitious. She left
her home and family the day after she graduated from high school, taking the
bus to Nashville because she was determined to turn her musical talent into a
successful career. IMO she was definitely not running away—hers was a
loving and happy family, albeit abjectly poor—but running to something: stardom. She knew she
had it in her at age 17.
Four years later, she joined country
star Porter Wagoner’s television show, where that quality became evident to
everyone who saw her, even the people who resented her replacing a beloved
fixture of the show. She stayed through her five year contract with Wagoner, and
two years beyond; then left to go out on her own.
Wagoner, who’d come to resent the
attention Dolly was getting nonetheless sued her (in 1979) for breach of
contract, demanding $3M and 15% of royalties from the songs she wrote and
performed. Eventually Dolly settled for $1M, which took her years to pay off.
But she never said anything negative about Wagoner.
And no one ever got a
percentage of her royalties. When Elvis Presley inquired about recording “I
Will Always Love You” he demanded 50% of the publishing rights (as was his
custom). Dolly said no—in the nicest possible way. It was a difficult decision,
because: Elvis. But that cup of ambition came with very clear ideas about
boundaries, acknowledgement and fiscal canniness.
It also came with a firm sense
of self. Early on, she developed the persona of the big-haired blonde who put
her makeup on with a trowel, could make music with her acrylic nails and let
her chest precede her into any room. She liked that image, so she kept it her
entire life. Anyone who tried to take her down discovered that she was way
ahead of them with the jokes. One of my favorite lines was “It costs a lot of
money to look this cheap.”
She may have looked cheap, but
she was all class.
Along with accepting herself,
she took others as they came. Race, religion, country of origin, sexual
orientation, gender, level of education—we’re all God’s children, she said. If
God was happy with his creation, she wasn’t the person to quibble. She particularly
enjoyed drag queens, many of whom model themselves after her; she sent gifts of
support to at least one of them who ran afoul of Texas law.
Speaking of which—it was kind
of divinely ironic that on the day of Dolly’s death, 25 August, a federal judge
in Texas struck down a 2023 law banning “sexually oriented performances”. In
his ruling, U.S. District Judge David Hittner cited Dolly’s exuberant persona
and told the pearl clutchers that if they were offended by this kind of thing, “just
don’t go.”
Dolly’s career was enormously
successful. Her financial assets were estimated in the hundreds of millions. And
she used that money to do so much good. She built Dollywood, a theme park in Pigeon
Forge, Tenn., the largest employer in that county. All employees—full-time and
part—are eligible for full tuition at Tennessee universities and receive health
insurance, paid time off and child care.
When Whitney Houston’s cover
of “I Will Always Love You” rebooted millions in royalties, Dolly invested that
money in a Black neighborhood in Nashville, turning a down-at-the-heels area
into her recording studio and kick-starting further investment.
Her friendship with a medical
researcher at Vanderbilt University led to her contributing $1M for research
into the mRNA vaccine that was developed by Moderna into the Covid vaccine
received by tens of millions of people around the world during the pandemic.
She also had a video made of her receiving the vaccine early on, encouraging
people to do the same by repurposing her early hit “Jolene”.
More than 30 years ago, she
started Imagination Library, a program that sent a book a month, from birth to
entry into kindergarten, to children in Sevier County, Tenn. Eventually, she expanded
the program to all of Tennessee, then the US, and now Canada, Britain and
Australia. For blind children, the books are in Braille.
Imagination Library does rely
on partnerships with government, and Republicans in Indiana and Missouri
recently cut a combined $10 in funds to the program, even as they all tweeted
their condolences at her death. That is, after all, how they roll.
Which reminds me: I was
expecting something typically crass and self-aggrandizing from the Kleptocrat.
(Remember how he responded to Aretha Franklin’s death? “She used to work for
me.”) I was surprised at the measured reaction, although I didn’t rule out the
probability that someone whomped him with a stun gun and prized the phone from
La Harp’s claws to send that tweet. And, of course, a couple of days later he
tweeted out an AI slop image of Dolly and him at the White House. I’m not
linking to it, but it shows him with his tiny hands in his coat pockets and
Dolly reaching through to hold his arm, as though 1)she’d ever be seen in his
company; or 2)she’d be the supplicant. Asshole.
(Not that Dolly would ever
call him that. She was pretty scrupulous in her non-partisanship. She just did
what was right and kept moving.)
Dolly showed us that a fundamentalist can live the spirit of Christ, and that you can be highly ambitious without also being a prick.
As you can tell—I’ve been
letting the spirit of Dolly Parton infuse my thoughts this past week. She set
such an example of strength, focus, happiness and welcoming; it makes me smile
even as I type these words. That woman was born with a joyful heart and she was
a goddamn national treasure.
I’ll leave you with a clip
from Designing Women, the late-20th Century sitcom set in an
interior design company in Atlanta. Charlene, about to give birth to her first
child, is overjoyed to find that Dolly Parton has entered her dream. Dolly
insists that she's not an angel, but spoiler alert: later in the episode, she
returns as an angel to escort an elderly Black woman, played by Bea Richards,
to heaven.
Well, we knew she was an angel
all along, didn’t we?
Back in the late 80s, my life
pretty much imploded. No need to go into details, but at the time a friend gave
me some advice. “[Bas Bleu], you don’t have a job, you don’t have a place to live, but
you do have a nice car. Why don’t you go somewhere?”
So I packed up my gold Celica
and hit the road—I-40 and then I-10, to be precise. I had 10 cassette tapes,
and one of them was Trio, the collaboration between Dolly Parton, Linda
Ronstadt and Emmylou Harris. I have no recollection of the other nine, but I
about played (and sang) Trio to death on that trip (which eventually brought me
back to California, but only for another year before I moved East).
I’ve got plenty to say about
Dolly Parton, who died this week at age 80, but while I’m still collecting my thoughts, here’s “Wildflowers”,
from the album, which Parton wrote and which she said is about her own journey
as she left Sevier County, Tenn., and went out into the world.
Which she undeniably conquered
with love, generosity and joy.
This guy seems to have chosen
a patch along the W&OD Trail for his morning meditation. He’s not there
every day, but does appear with some frequency.
The thing is—August in the
People’s Republic is ghastly: hot and humid, even in the mornings. Also, this
year the gnats have absolutely taken over this part of the W&OD. I often
see him using his towel to swat them away, which must interfere with the
meditative experience.
A friend of mine organizes a
novena to Saint Bartholomew via Facebook each August. I’m glad to be included,
because for nine days, I have to carve out—oh—five to 15 minutes to say the
prayers, examine the art works accompanying the posts and contemplate the
significance of that day’s devotion.
Yeah, some days, even five
minutes is monumental, as you get wound up in this and that. But I do my best,
even if I end up doubling up some days.
(For those unfamiliar with the
novena, it’s a ritual of intercessory prayers across nine days, typically
culminating on the day a particular saint is recognized in the liturgical
calendar. It can be performed alone, or in the company of others. There’s an
introduction, a novena prayer constant to all nine days and a prayer specific
to each day. Then there are concluding prayers.)
Every year a phrase of the
Saint Bart novena catches me up: “May [the saint’s] prayers obtain for us every
grace and blessing we need in our lives, and we thank you for the graces you
have already granted us through his intercession, especially those
which have come unasked and unlooked for.” [Emphasis mine.]
Graces and blessings that
come unasked and unlooked for. Huh.
How many of these surround us,
filling our lives with joy and comfort? Graces and blessings we didn’t think to
ask for, which surprise us every day in ways large and small? What would our
lives be like without them? An unexpected call from a friend, watching a puppy
squirm and wriggle in a pile of leaves, the first sip of a perfect latte,
arriving safely home through urban traffic—I typically don’t think to ask for
these things, and while I do try to acknowledge them when I encounter them, I
don’t think I could be said to look for them.
I wonder how many of them have
slipped past me in my worrisome fugue every day?
Every year this prayer reminds
me that I am in fact engulfed by graces and blessings, whether I’ve asked for
them or even notice them. Every year I’m stopped cold by this reminder.
But this year I was also
struck by a phrase from the prayer for day nine, Saint Bartholomew’s Day (which
is today, as it happens): “O Glorious Saint Bartholomew, when you met Jesus you
recognized him as the Son of God and the King of Israel. Pray for us that we
may always recognize Jesus when we meet him.” [Emphasis mine.]
Well.
Um.
Now—this is only my
interpretation, mind, and YMMV—but, I’m thinking that the Jesus we might meet
these days could appear in, well, any form, really. If we limit ourselves to
just humans, given how he manifested the last time—an itinerant Jew who relied on
the kindness of strangers to provide him with food and shelter and did not
build mega-churches, get around Galilee on the biblical equivalent of limos and
private jets or exchange blessings for credit card details—it seems logical to
me that 2026—Jesus might look dark-skinned as well as light; could shine
through a woman’s face; may perhaps be found in a refugee camp seeking children
forcibly pulled away from parents; might have been hauled out of a car on the
city streets by ICE agents; possibly suffers from a pre-existing medical
condition.
In short—we can’t rely upon
the Almighty to publicize the arrival of Jesus (or even on Saint B to give us
guidance in this), so we ought to be on the lookout for him or her or
non-binary them…well, everywhere, really. In the supermarket, on Metro, at work
(although—and this is just me being me—probably not in the boardroom or the
executive suite; I could be wrong), in school, along the bike lane, out in the
woods. We should be alert and receptive to him/her/them and maybe not get
pissed off when they’re in the express lane with more than 15 items, or
panhandling at an intersection, or wearing shabby clothes or don’t seem to be
able to control their kids—which I recognize is not necessarily easy. At least,
it isn’t for me.
However, by looking for Jesus
everywhere, by seeking out the good and the godly and inviting these graces and
blessings into our lives, I believe we can become a conduit for them to those
around us; we can help bring them—unasked and unlooked for—to those around us. Idea: we could be the grace.
Last week I came across a
notification from my local PBS station that there is a documentary about Eva
Cassidy, The
Essence of Eva. So I watched it over the weekend. It reminded me—yet again—of
her stunning gifts, which included the unique arrangements of the music she
performed.
I’m proud to report that,
about a month ago, I introduced her to someone I follow on Bluesky. He’d posted
Sting’s original of “Fields of Gold”; apparently he wasn’t aware of Eva
because:
I’ll say it again—along with
everyone else who ever heard her sing—died much too soon.
I tuned in to my HOA’s
landscaping committee meeting earlier that month, which is 70 minutes of my
life that I’ll never get back.
I attended because I wanted
clarification on what our landscape maintenance contractor is supposed to be
doing about back yards. We’ve had three companies in the past four years; the previous one was
only contracted to come into our back yards twice, during late fall, to blow
leaves. By the time they got to mine for the first round, there were foot-high
drifts of leaves and sycamore bark. I’m not sure whether they did the second
pass at all.
But this crowd hasn’t been in
my back yard all year. They’re here weekly during growing season, but they only
mow and blow in the front yards and the common areas.
So I asked—when can I expect
someone to attend to the growing piles of leaves in the back yard?
The hand-flapping chair of the
committee asked me if I was leaving my gate open? No—because I have no back
fence, therefore no gate. It's wide open. As they'd know if they ever walked behind my block of townhouses. Which they have not.
Well, the HOA president (who
has ubiquitous tendencies) butted in to inform us that the workers are supposed to mow,
trim and blow in open back yards every other week. Which they have obviously
not been doing.
Yay.
However, in the course of the
meeting for as long as I stuck it out, someone commented on the need for the
contractors to address the weeds—which they obviously are also not doing. And I
was reminded of this last week when I noticed this weed:
I mean—no banana for scale, but that’s a weed of
substance, right there.
I have no weeds, because the leaves act like mulch to suppress anything that's even thinking of growing.
(Contractors were out yesterday
and back yard still ankle high in leaves. I’ll have to put in a ticket in the
property management portal.)
Some days your gratitude is
macro; some days micro. Today’s the latter, but I think it’s also the former.
One recent morning on my walk,
I was struck by the elegant arrangement of three roses on their bush. So of
course I shot a photo.
There’s something about the
formation of the pink flowers against the green shrubbery and the subtle curve
to the right that just hums. I'm so grateful to have this kind of thing all around me.
You don’t have to stop to smell
the roses, but it’s worth your time to pause to appreciate what they’re giving
you.
Well, this week’s breaking
story is that the Kleptocrat’s departure from a NATO meeting last month in
Ankara involved him ditching not only Bribe Force One in the face of alleged
threats from Iran (because, you know, he’d just ordered resumption of the
bombing), but also him slinking off the backup Air Force One—in a catering
truck—to a third plane, leaving press, aides and cabinet members to face
whatever the Iranians might throw at them. Diaper lady Natalie Harp, indicted
co-conspirator Walt Nauta and longtime toady Dan Scavina joined him in the food
service truck—which must have been really cozy—and flew with him in the
non-descript C32 to the UK. On the ground there—with everyone aboard AF1 ordered
to keep their window shades closed—they schlepped him back to the big plane,
whence he emerged as though he’d made the journey in that craft.
You need to know that what we
know as Air Force One only takes that designation when the president is aboard;
as soon as Bonespurs crept into the catering box, that 747-8 was no longer AF1
and the C32 should have taken that designation the instant he shuffled aboard.
But because the leader of the free world was terrified, the decoy plane
retained the AF1 designator while the C32 apparently had no call sign.
The legacy AF1 craft (unlike
BF1) is equipped with all defensive countermeasures, so the passengers had all
the protections that accompany a sitting president. But they were still serving
as decoys, intended to draw any fire the Iranians might send up to a plane
presumed to be carrying their nemesis, so their trip could have been a lot more
entertaining than they’d been led to expect.
But I’m sure they’d be happy
to know that their potential deaths were in the service of his safety. And the
memes that permeated the Internet have been cherce.
So, anyway—today we’re having “The
Tale of Sir Robin”, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. For no
particular reason, really.
I went to the local farmers
market last Saturday specifically to buy a tomato that was somewhat in the
environs of being ripe so I could make tomato-basil mayonnaise. While I was
there, I came across this pepper:
I’ve never seen anything like
it, so I bought it.
Here’s what it looks like in
the interior:
The taste was muted and it
didn’t have the crisp “snap” of a green bell pepper, so I’ll probably not buy
it again (unless I’m doing something that requires a variety of colors). But it
was worth a shot.
Some months ago—don’t know
when, precisely, but apparently it was pre-Christmas (as will become clear)—I saw
a four-pack of Meyer hand soap on sale at Costco. I like their product,
although I’d only ever had the lemon-scented stuff, so—without really looking
at the package—I popped it in my cart.
When, some time in April or May,
I pulled one of the bottles out and started using it in my kitchen, it smelled
to me like celery. I thought celery was an odd take on hand soap, and when I
actually looked at the label, it said it was pine.
Well, I’m here to tell you
that only by stretching my imagination to its outer limits could I connect that
scent to pine. It actually smelled manufactured and chemical and it was weird
the entire life of its contents.
Then this week, it finally ran
out, so I went to the package. The remaining choices were “Gingerbread”, “Peppermint”
and “Snowdrop”. Obviously some kind of holiday promotion, and I don't know what I was thinking when I bought it.
With some trepidation, I
pulled out the gingerbread.
I cannot describe to you how
nasty this is, and how awful it smells on your hands. Because I use it in the
kitchen, it stays on my hands while I’m prepping meals and still befouls them when
I sit down to eat. I’ve taken to finishing off a hand wash with a swipe of dish
washing liquid.
I may end up sending this
wholesale down the drain and hope that it doesn’t form some kind of clog.