As I lay dying

Today’s earworm has to be from Kris Kristofferson, who died Saturday at age 88.

Son of a career Air Force officer, Kristofferson earned a degree in English at Pomona College, where he also played football and boxed. (I have to frame this by telling you that Pomona plays in the same athletic league as Cal Tech. But still…) He won a Rhodes Scholarship to Merton College, Oxford, where he studied (among other literature) the poetry of William Blake.

You may or may not know this, but while a Rhodes Scholarship is an academic honor, you also have to be an athlete; it was founded by that Muscular Christian White Nationalist Cecil Rhodes, who definitely believed in mens sana in corpore sano.

He left Oxford to take a commission in the U.S. Army, where he flew helicopters in Germany. That made his parents happy, but when the Army proposed his next assignment as teaching English literature at West Point, he resigned his commission and moved to Nashville.

It was time for him to live his life as a poet.

His family disowned him.

Kristofferson came on the country music scene in the 60s. Though that’s not really my jam, his songs resonate deeply. They’re largely about fleeting relationships that nevertheless provide a bright, if short, light. They are also deeply sensual. Like the opening verse from “Help Me Make It Through the Night”:

“Take the ribbon from your hair     
“Shake it loose and let it fall
“Layin’ soft upon my skin
“Like the shadows on the wall.”

Whoo-ee, that is some hot stuff right there.

Kristofferson’s biggest hit was probably “Me and Bobby McGee”, written in 1970. I first heard it sung by Gordon Lightfoot, and Janis Joplin went No. 1 on the chart with her posthumously released cover that same year. I confess that for the past week I’ve been stuck on “With those windshield wipers slappin’ time and Bobby clappin’ hands, We finally sung up every song that driver knew.”

“Bobby McGee” gave us the catchphrase “Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose; nothin’ ain’t worth nothin’, but it’s free.” If you look, you can find the threads of Blake in Kristofferson’s work.

As with JD Souther last week, there’s so much to choose from with Kristofferson. But I’m going with “Loving Her Was Easier”. He was an amazing balladeer, and there's a whole lot of Blake in the imagery.

 

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Never too early

Welp, folks—here we are:

But I guess if you were stocking up on Christmas décor in Costco early last month, you’ll want to book your light hangers now.

 

 

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As the year turns

Jews around the world will gather with families and friends at sundown tonight to welcome in the year 5785. Rosh Hashanah begins with the call of the shofar at a synagogue service, and continues with a meal that traditionally includes a round challah (symbolizing the circle of life) and apples dipped in honey (for a sweet year).

It also marks the ten Days of Awe, when Jews reflect upon the past year and consider what they might have done better. The Days end with Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, when Jews acknowledge the wrongs of the previous year and ask forgiveness—from both the person(s) they’ve wronged and from God.

As I’ve written before, I think it’s a custom that pretty much everyone could benefit from. Most Christians pay lip service (literally) to the notion of atonement when they recite that passage of the Lord’s Prayer that goes, “forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.” But there are a shedload of Christians who run through that whole prayer without giving it much thought. They also run through their lives the same way.

That may be true of Jews at the High Holy Days, too. But I think that taking entire days out of your life and devoting them to thoughts of enumerating your transgressions and asking forgiveness (as well as accepting others’ apologies) tends to focus the mind.

A lot has happened in this world since the start of year 5784. Much of it appalling. At time of writing, that includes Iran launching ballistic missiles on Israel. Let’s all of us—Jew and gentile alike—see if we can’t do better this time around. I wish all my Jewish friends (whether in Herndon, New York or on a cruise somewhere in the world) L'Shanah Tovah.

  

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Birthday boy

Former president Jimmy Carter is celebrating his birthday today. It’s his 100^th. He’s the first US president to live to this age and may be the only argument I know of against the dictum that the good die young.

(The Carter Center)

Because there can’t be a sentient being on earth who does not recognize that Carter is a good man.* Perhaps not the best president (although he did have to contend with the Reagan campaign’s ratfucking him in cahoots with the Iranians holding 53 American citizens hostage), yet he still brought Israel and Egypt together in the Camp David Accords (for which Menachim Begin and Anwar al-Sadat won the Nobel Peace Prize), developed a national energy policy and pardoned Vietnam War draft dodgers.

Post-presidency, Carter blossomed into an elder statesman, a humanitarian and a force for peace around the world. He himself won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002, for the work done through his Carter Center. He’s a Christian in ways tens of thousands of evangelical fundamentalists cannot fathom: he follows the teachings of Christ.

And he had the most amazing, loving marriage to Rosalyn, which lasted for 77 years, until her death last year. I feared for him when she died, because they seemed so indelibly unified; I thought he would follow her soon after.

But he revealed a while ago that he intends to live long enough to cast his vote for Kamala Harris for president and so far he’s holding out. (I thought of him last week when I voted—one of my reasons for seizing the moment was that I no longer have to worry about being hit by a bus and missing out on my chance to do the same.) If he hasn’t already filled out his mail-in ballot, early voting in Georgia begins on the 15^th. I’d like him to hold on for at least Harris’s inauguration, but if he and the Almighty have something worked out between them, it’s got my full support. 

Happy birthday, Jimmy. Many, many happy returns.

 *Yes, I know the Kleptocrat uses Carter as a punchline; I said sentient.

 

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Gratitude Monday: Change of plan

Yeah—I had a plan for early voting.

I was going to put on one of my Women’s March tee-shirts and the pearls I haven’t worn since I left Korea in the last century, go over to the North County Government Center and cast my ballot for the electors committed to Kamala Harris and Tim Walz for president and vice president.

It was going to be a whole thing.

Then last Wednesday around noon, I was scrambling around my freezer trying to find something for dinner. It was a drizzly day, on the cool side, and I’m a little bit tired of my all-salads-all-the-time summer diet. So I pulled out a salmon fillet. Then I remembered: I don’t have any more lime butter, and I don’t have a lime to make more.

Okay—put the salmon back and took out a cod fillet. Then I remembered: I used up all the spinach and broccolini, so no veg.

So I put back the cod and pulled out a chicken breast. I could have <sigh> another Greek salad. About the 12,347^th such I’ve had in the past three months.

Fine.

I messed about the house for some time until I just decided—screw it, I’ll go get some spinach. Grabbed the car key and my wallet and headed out to Trader Joe.

(You have to understand: I don’t much like going out in the afternoon, and going to Trader Joe’s any time later than about 1000 is to immerse yourself in a special kind of chaos, particularly in the parking lot with all the SUVs. But I wanted spinach, damnit.)

Made a quick pass in the produce section, grabbing spinach, broccolini and arugula and hoofed it to my car.

NCGC isn’t on my normal route home, but it wasn’t out of my way, so I thought I’d swing by to see how voting was going. Early voting in Virginia began 20 September, and there were long lines at voting stations across the Commonwealth. I don’t like lines.

Well, like I said—it was a kind of dismal day, so I suppose many people decided it wasn’t a good day to wait in line—there was no line visible outside the entrance.

I had a choice—did I wait for a time when I could Deploy My Plan, or did I vote?

I parked the car near these and went in.

It took a little longer than usual because the machine that counts your vote didn’t like the first ballot I submitted. (In addition to the presidential vote, we had congressional and senatorial candidates to choose. TBH, I’m rather disinclined to vote for someone who’s held office since time began; but this particular incumbent does seem to be taking his job seriously, so I did mark the circle next to his name.) But in total it was less than 10 minutes out of my day, and that’s a good investment, I say.

(BTW: ballots in Virginia are printed in English, Spanish and Viet. I love that this no doubt eats the lunch of every MAGAt. Also--the Commonwealth leaflet on voting arrived in my snailmailbox on Saturday; more than a week after voting commenced. God damned confederates.)

Then I went home and had cod and about half a bag of spinach for dinner. Washed down with a glass of champagne.

So that’s my gratitude: my civic duty is done, my voice has been heard and if a bus hits me any time in the future, I can did happy knowing that I lived long enough to vote against the Kleptocrat three times. This time I hop it scotches the snake.

 

 

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Meow-meow-meow-meow

Okay, look—I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, but this has been knocking in my head since the Kiffness first uploaded it the day after the presidential debate. That’s two and a half weeks and it’s more than I can bear. It’s more relentless than “It’s a Small World.” I have to share it and dissipate its power over me.

The Kiffness (stage name of David Scott) is a South African musician and parody artist. He normally focuses on South African politics, but his YouTube channel also seems to have right many songs about or by cats. So the Kleptocrat’s absolutely false and utterly ridiculous geshrei about immigrants killing and eating pets in Ohio must have been a godsend for him.

In his piece, the Kiffness deftly melded the Kleptocrat—in his Cassandra-like desperation, trying to convince a room of television cameras and sane people of the immigrant lie—with his perfect musical takedown.

“Eating the Cats” has become quite the global sensation. Earlier this week the Kiffness was performing in Berlin. He tried to get the audience to focus on others in his oeuvre, but they demanded it. It’ll probably be hanging around his neck for a while.

Just like it’s rattling in my head.

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More fungus among us

In furtherance of my mycological studies, yesterday morning I walked through the local golf course and found another cluster of fungi:

It’s been damp for a few days here in the People’s Republic, but I don’t know if that’s the reason for the sudden (to me) appearance. The spores are definitely among us, tho.

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Camouflage

Saw one of my neighbors on my walk a couple of days ago. He was pretending to be grass, so I pretended I didn’t actually see him, skirted the parking lot and kept going.

 

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My, mycology

Well, looky what I found yesterday on my morning walk—a colony of mushrooms. Beautiful, golden ones, popping against the green lawn. And rather a variety.

No idea what they are, or whether they’re edible or toxic, but they’re quite a sight.

 

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Gratitude Monday: well & truly the 21st Century

A few years ago, a friend gave me his old Roku streaming device. I won’t deny that it took me some hours to figure out how to set it up. And use it. He also gave me a six-month subscription to The Criterion Channel, so I was able to watch some old classics that Comcast had decided that I didn’t need (by taking TCM out of my lineup—without reducing my monthly fee).

Well, I got out of the habit of using it. But last week I caught an ad for BritBox while I was zapping the 50% of my feed that Facebook now devotes to commercials. So I went there (not using the FB link—I don’t reward bad behavior) and signed up for a year at $80.

As you might imagine, it took me more hours to figure out how to find Roku on my TV. (My Comcast remote is nearly eight years old; it doesn’t resemble any of the devices you see on various forums these days.) But I got it working and started watching episodes of Death in Paradise.

The Roku user experience is pretty dire—it appears to date from 10-15 years ago. I can’t pick up at the next episode whenever I restart. I have to scroll to my Watchlist, then scroll to Death in Paradise, then scroll to Episodes, then scroll to seasons, then scroll to the season I want, then scroll to the episode I want. (Thank God I got my watchlist sorted online; if I’d had to do it through the streaming interface someone would be picking up a body from my residence.)

I’ve also got Poirot, Daziel and Pascoe, Miss Marple (with Joan Hickson), Midsomer Murders and Lewis on the list. I like mysteries and police procedurals. I could go to the PBS app for some of these, but only early seasons. Moreover, I’m looking forward to seeing the whole presentation—you will be interested to know that PBS blurs certain body parts lest the tender eyes of its viewers burn from seeing a female nipple or a male butt crack. (They even blurred the nipples on an abstract portrait in one episode.)

So this is my gratitude today—on-demand streaming of programming I find entertaining. Basically, I’m grateful for finally entering 2015.

 

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