Spam in the queue

A slightly different sort of spam in my queue yesterday. Interesting that it’s pretty much identical from two different email addresses:

And:

I’m kind of wondering what the point of this is—variant of the Nigerian 419 scam? What's the deal with being 24 years old? What the hell's a "check assist manager"? 

On the surface, not too different from the come-ons I get from Farmers Insurance agencies in Fremont every time I update my résumé on Monster.

But I’m rather charmed by the name “Ollie Apple”. I’ll have to work that one into a novel or screenplay some time.