Friday, September 6, 2024

Let not your heart be troubled

When the news started dripping in yesterday of the shooting at Apalachee High School I was struck speechless—which you know does not often happen. Rendered without words because of my rage and bitterness that this has once again happened in our country. Someone (in this case, apparently, a 14-year-old boy) has some issues and access to a military-grade weapon, so a local school gets to prove the effectiveness (I’m being ironic here) of all those active-shooter lockdown drills.

Four dead—two students, two teachers—and 30 wounded.

Mike Collins, the Republican who represents the local town in Congress, is unsurprisingly offering up prayers for the victims. He’s taking time out from releasing campaign ads featuring him firing the type of rifle the teenager used and promising to “blow up the Democrats’ cover up”. I think that’s to do with the Big Lie about the 2020 election.

I haven’t heard what the NRA has to say about this one, which is probably a good thing because it would only make me want to projectile vomit.

This is what happens, folks, when you’re more afraid of giving kids books than guns. And when dead children are the price you’re willing to pay for your torturous interpretation of the Second Amendment.

Collins and the rest of the Republicans ought to be the ones who have to go in and wipe the blood off school hallway floors. But they’ll have forgotten Apalachee by the end of next week. Because a child, to them, is only worth protecting before birth.

Well, as you might imagine, I had a bit of trouble picking today’s earworm. I’m going with “His Eye Is on the Sparrow”, the gospel hymn written in 1905. It was inspired by both Old and New Testament texts assuring us that God watches over even the sparrow, so obvs he’s looking out for us as well.

Hmmm.

“His Eye Is on the Sparrow” was a signature piece for Ethel Waters, but I’m giving you Mahalia Jackson singing it.

May the community of Winder, Ga., find some comfort, somewhere.


 

©2024 Bas Bleu

 

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Auto reflections

My neighbors are in Turkey. They’ve been there since 9 August and have no ETA for returning. In their absence, I’m watering their basil and a couple of other plants, and I’m babysitting their 2019 VW Tiguan.

That car hates me. Since it’s 18 years younger than my Saab, and at least 30% wider, I have about a squillion electronic nannies that scream at me as I try to do things like reverse or change lanes. And I frankly am never quite sure where its wide ass is, so I try to only go places where I can pull through two parking slots. Even so, I often do a completely crap job of parking.

Also, it does that nasty thing at stoplights: when you push the brakes all the way in, the engine cuts off. It restarts when you take your foot off the brake. That thing makes me crazy.

The first week of this stint, the check engine light came on. As you might imagine, that freaked me out. (Although my car sometimes does that and it’s only once been something that really was an emergency. Still, you never know.)

Eventually it went back off again. But last week the battery died. I’ve got jumper cables, but that’s really a two-person job, because the transmitting engine needs to be gunned as you’re starting the receiving engine. A couple of friends came out and did it, and I proceeded to drive around the area for 45 minutes.

I thought all was well. And I’ve driven it around town a few times since.

However.

Yesterday I took Das Auto to Costco to pick up a few pounds of butter and a crate of spinach. Then I hit their gas station to put in some petrol to replace what I’d used up. And it refused to start. Just dead.

The attendant pushed me out to a parking spot and called on the tire people to send someone out to jump the battery. Well, he came, eventually, but didn’t really know how to use the charger. So I called AAA.

That guy came in about 30 minutes, tested the (original) battery and declared it bad and needing to be replaced. I explained about not being the owner, and said I’d notify them, so he jumped the engine and I drove home.

Made it home and put away the comestibles. Sent the owners an email with the options and now I’m awaiting instructions.

Here’s the thing, though: as I was sat in someone else’s car for nearly an hour (for first the Costco guys and then AAA), with nothing to read and only the carts of other shoppers passing by me to analyze, I realized that I was experiencing the proof of the Theory of Relativity. That hour lasted about three weeks for me.

And Costco shoppers buy a crap ton of plastic bags of what appears to be junk food.

 

©2024 Bas Bleu

 


Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Ooooh-er

I’m looking for a ceiling fan for my living room—this place has fans in all bedrooms plus the “family room” off the kitchen. But not in the living room. Go figure.

Well, I’ve seen about a bazillion fans online, but I need to get out and view them on the hoof to translate to real space. So last week I went out to Lowe’s and was immediately greeted by this:

So I tried out all the animations. All of them.







I’m betting that employees are going to be sick to death of these right about time for them to be swapped out by singing Christmas displays.

I'll tell you what scares me, tho: pumpkin bloody spice. 

 

©2024 Bas Bleu

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Sunfall

Since I’m once again able to walk, I’m becoming reacquainted with my various morning routes. One of them takes me across a golf course.

On a recent morning, I was treated to this view of the pre-golfer sprinklers at work.




 ©2024 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, September 2, 2024

Gratitude Monday: Laboring class

Today being Labor Day, I’m expressing my gratitude for the benefits that organized labor has brought to the workplace. Yes, I’m talking labor unions. Without them, there’d be a whole lot more miserable employment conditions than exist even now.

Republican candidate for vice president JD Vance sparked rightful guffaws and boos last week when he assured a gathering of firefighter union members in Boston that he and the Kleptocrat “are the most pro-worker Republican ticket in history.” Even if true, that would be a low bar, but it seems appropriate to use this as the starting point for thoughts about workers being worthy of their hire.

There are basically only two reasons why you and I are not working in sweatshops with dangerous electrical wiring, hot and cold running vermin and no toilets—unions and litigation. (I would also have added “80-hour weeks” as one of the not-any-mores, but that’s pretty much so last century.)

Business management in companies both large and small do not provide more or less sanitary and safe conditions, ventilation and some standard of minimum wage out of the goodness of their hearts. They do it because over the past 150 years unions have fought with blood and treasure for the concept that labor is part of the value-add of both products and services; and because they’re terrified that if they screw up and get sued, juries will strip their corporate assets in punitive damages like a plague of locusts ranging across Iowa.

I’m not saying that unions haven’t become part of the problem—many of them are every bit as bloated and arrogant and greedy as corporate boards, and in fact you’d have trouble distinguishing one stance from the other across the negotiating table. And I’m also not saying that America’s propensity toward litigiousness doesn’t suck up resources, like some cosmic Jarndyce v. Jarndyce, that couldn’t have been better spent on something like, oh, curing cancer.

But it takes the kind of jackhammer represented by Big Labor and Big Lawsuits to get the attention of the heirs of the Triangle Shirtwaist Company. If you doubt this, I refer you to the history of the textile industry in America: the corporations first moved their factories from states with unions to the South (God bless right-to-work), and then—when even minimum wage became too much for them—to Mexico, India, China and other countries where there’s no concern about pesky things like sweatshop conditions, unsafe factory buildings or child labor.

And it’s not limited to schmattas, either. Thirty years ago during my sojourn in the great, cough, state of North Carolina (which is probably still electing Jesse Helms to the US Senate, corpse though he be), there was a fire in a chicken processing plant that killed 25 workers and injured 54 others. Exit doors from the factory floor had been locked, trapping the men and women in the inferno. Exactly like the Triangle Shirtwaist factory in 1911.

I’m not going to talk about the wages paid or the conditions in the factory, but the plant had never suffered a single safety inspection, so the managers weren’t troubled by having to fork out for any, you know, protections. North Carolina is a right-to-work state, and it don’t hold with no unions.

Let me also bring to your attention the decades of work by César Chávez and the United Farm Workers to bring decent wages, as well as working and living conditions, to the men, women and children who tend and harvest the food we eat. I know that I personally find it easier to swallow fruits and vegetables when I know they aren't the product of slavery-in-all-but-name.

Labor Day was made a national holiday in 1894, in the wake of the Pullman strike, which ended after President Grover Cleveland sent in federal troops to suppress the strikers. As a sop to thousands of workers who’d lost their jobs and their homes, Cleveland created a national holiday to “recognize” labor.

I find that a monumental act of condescension—declaring a holiday "for the workers", kind of like Flag Day, without any meaning behind it. It wasn’t even a paid holiday. And it was set for September to distinguish it from the international socialist/communist labor day of 1 May. But it played well with Cleveland’s corporate constituents.

So it’s incumbent upon us, in times where enormous inroads have been made in the gains unions won for us (I laugh at the notion of a 40-hour week, because no tech employer for the past 15 years has expected anything less than 60 hours per week from its salaried staff), to consider where we’d be if they hadn’t existed.

It’s nowhere I’d care to be, I assure you. So I am grateful today for the battles that labor unions fought. They didn’t always win, but they did move us forward.

 

©2024 Bas Bleu




Friday, August 30, 2024

Lord, don't they help themselves

You can count me among the tens of millions of people—Americans and others—who are revolted and disgusted by the Kleptocrat’s antics at Arlington National Cemetery on Monday. In what was solely a campaign stunt supposedly marking the third anniversary of the deaths of 13 US service members at Kabul Airport, he sashayed up at the Tomb of the Unknown to lay wreaths, as though he’s a fucking dignitary, and then hied himself over to Section 60 to really piss on people he believes are “suckers” and “losers” because they served in the military.

(If you’re at all in doubt about the sole purpose, tell me why he didn’t show up last year or the year before to commemorate the anniversaries. I’ll wait.)

All military cemeteries have policies prohibiting the use of hallowed ground for commercial or political purposes—for reasons that are obvious for those who are not malignant sociopaths. Section 60, which is where the most recently fallen are buried, absolutely prohibits photos and videos not taken by authorized personnel. In a vast land of the dead, Section 60 is still an open wound and the military takes this seriously. ANC staff reached out to the Kleptocrat’s team well before his visit explaining this—probably in words of one syllable and possibly using sock puppets. But they, of course, ignored the regulations.

Cadet Bonespurs—the scion of parvenu NYC real estate developers, who received four student draft deferments while he was registered in various colleges and then got a fifth deferment on medical grounds when a doctor who rented office space from Daddy Klepto swore that junior had the foot impairment—dropped a gas station bouquet of flowers on the grave of one of the 13 killed at Abbey Gate and then posed for photos with some family members, in his campaign rictus grin and right thumb up. (His left hand was not visible; my money’s on him copping a feel on the woman posing next to him.)

An ANC employee tried to stop the desecration; Bonespurs’ staff got aggressive; MPs were called and a report filed. But the staffer is unwilling to press charges, because if her name gets out she’ll start getting death threats, like every single other person who tries to impose limits of decent behavior on this asshole. His spokesthug, Steven Cheung, declared that the ANC employee was “suffering from a mental health episode” and threatened to unleash “footage” if anyone filed “defamatory” stories about the incident. Big campaign adviser Chris LaCivita weighed in: “For a despicable individual to physically prevent [the Kleptocrat’s] team from accompanying him to this solemn event is a disgrace and does not deserve to represent the hollowed [sic] grounds of Arlington National Cemetery.”

So—they agree that the cemetery is sacred. But they get to do whatever they want there, just like they do anywhere else.

They claim that some family members invited them to visit the graves. That’s possible, although I’m betting it was more along the lines of someone on the campaign reaching out to anyone related to any of the 13 until they got one or more willing to be part of a photo op, which is precisely what this was. Also, families—no matter how bereaved—do not have the power to override the restrictions at any military cemetery or to authorize filming or photography that violates the law.

Oh—and as a chef’s kiss on this: on Wednesday a reporter asked couch afficionado, doughnut orderer extraordinaire and Republican vice presidential candidate JD Vance about the ANC incident. Here’s what he said: “You’re acting like [Cadet Bonespurs] filmed a TV commercial at a gravesite. He was there providing emotional support to brave Americans who lost loved ones and there happened to be a camera there.”

First of all: “happened” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Second: “film[ing] a TV commercial at a gravesite” is exactly what was going on; the campaign video they shot out onto TikTok on Thursday. And third: the Kleptocrat couldn’t provide emotional support to anyone in any situation. The man is devoid of all emotions except greed, fear and hate. The families would have got more emotional support out of a moss-covered rock.

Vance followed that by falsely claiming that Kamala Harris slammed his boss for his antics (she hasn’t mentioned it at all) and then finished by exclaiming, “She can go to hell!”

I think he might have stamped his little foot, too, but the video I’ve seen only shows his upper body.

(The story may actually be infinitely worse. There’s a report that the Kleptocrat’s campaign intended to frame the stunt as a Memorial Day-like holiday commemorating the 13 deaths; he would release video of him “solemnly” placing three wreaths at the Tomb of the Unknown like he’s a sitting president. They would claim the video as “proof” that he showed up to honor the “holiday” while Harris wasn't there: she declined because she hates the military. How they intended to pull that one off I do not know, but—like the story of Vance and the couch—this does seem to lie within the radius of their capacity for delusion. And, who knows—their followers might well believe it, right down to affirming that they got the holiday off from work, so QED.)

House Speaker Mike "Moses" Johnson is apparently involved; he tried to pull strings at ANC to smooth the way for Team Bonespurs to piss on the dead. Excuse me for a moment while I projectile vomit.

Well, anyhow. Today is earworm day, so we’re getting Creedance Clearwater Revival’s take on John Fogerty’s “Fortunate Son”, which is all about the difference between those who end up in the front lines and those who get deferments and joke that their personal Vietnam was avoiding STDs in the Manhattan dating scene.

God give me fucking strength. They need to burn sage over the entire 400,000 graves to cleanse the air of his foulness.


©2024 Bas Bleu

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Pspsps

Coming out of Trader Joe’s on Tuesday, I spotted a logo on the front of a car in the parking lot that was new to me. I didn’t take a photo; it looked like this, but I didn't see the text:

At first I thought it might be a Penn State alum who’d slapped a Nittany Lion over the vehicle marque.

Then I looked at the side:

Well, blow me—Jaguar has a crossover SUV?

But to top it off, this was the vanity plate:

Sweet.

 

 

©2024 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, August 28, 2024

When it absolutely, positively

<sigh>

FedEx notified me on Monday that a package that requires an adult signature would be delivered on Tuesday.

Yesterday morning I received this email in my queue at 0609:

So I darted out to Trader Joe before 0900 because I needed feta, and then squirreled around the house listening to my neighbors’ kitchen contractors drilling through steel-plated dinosaur teeth and wondering if I should take the pictures down from my wall. I needed to get to the library to pick up a book on hold, but you know that the instant I pulled out of the cluster the FedEx van would show up.

At 1150 I clicked on the package tracking link to discover this:

What I don’t understand is: why do they lie to you if they know you’re going to catch them at it?

 UPDATE: Okay, at around quarter after noon, I heard a thonk at the front door. Looked out to see my package on the stoop and the FedEx guy’s back as he got in his truck.

This has actually happened before. FedEx drivers tend to take the “Adult Signature Required” thing as more of a guideline than a mandate. UPS are total sticklers about it.

Anyway—book acquired, package safely inside, all is well.

 

©2024 Bas Bleu

  


Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Bloomin' heck!

Look, I know I post about hibiscus a lot. But they make me happy. Especially the ones as big as pie plates.

And on my morning walk on Saturday, look what I found: a quadruple bloom.

I mean—four of them, all together!

And also these gorgeous babies.



 

©2024 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, August 26, 2024

Gratitude Monday: coming together

Big gratitude today—after watching the Democratic National Convention in Chicago last week, I have hope for the upcoming elections.

It’s not just that in Kamala Harris and Tim Walz we have candidates for president and vice president who are competent, compassionate and courageous. It’s that the entire four days displayed the best that we as Americans have to offer. Energy, focus, a clearly articulated message. And joy.

Both inside and outside the aptly-named United Center, the Democratic party understood the assignment and came to get things done. (For once, MSM had to put away their “Dems in disarray” boilerplate.) And for someone who can remember the police riot that dominated the 1968 Chicago convention, I was absolutely gobsmacked and filled with delight to watch thousands of many-hued people come together to dance this platform into existence.

(It didn’t hurt that Republicans all the way up to the spongy orange top were seething throughout the DNC. Whole lotta sniffing about crowd size and some really vile remarks about Tim Walz’s 17-year-old son Gus from the righteous “don’t go after the children” set when the child in question was Republican. Also, the Kleptocrat could not get over being called “weird”; he proclaimed, “I try to be nice,” which should have set the entire world aroar with laughter, but he’s now going to engage in name calling because “I’m entitled.” Well—we knew that already, didn’t we?)

Anyhow—there’s a lot of work to do before 5 November. Republicans are already suiting up to suppress votes and set the stage for non-certification of votes when they don’t turn out to be for Ticket Weird. We are not out of the woods and we won’t be until 6 January.

But today I’m grabbing the joy and grace and gratitude that last week brought to the entire country.

 

 

©2024 Bas Bleu