Friday, September 4, 2015

Deck the halls, and cats beware

Is it too early for heart-warming Christmas stories? Especially with rustic English accents? I mean, it is almost Labor Day, so some stores are already crowding out their Halloween displays for lit-up reindeer, right?

Well, too bad—here it is, courtesy of the BBC:


Fa-la-la-la-la to you and yours.



Thursday, September 3, 2015

Strawberries and surrenders

It turns out that I have a connection—albeit tenuous—to the events in Tokyo Bay 70 years ago.

In the summer between my sophomore and junior year in college I met a retired rear admiral who, as a very junior officer, had been one of the scores of men hanging off of every possible vantage point on the USS Missouri to watch the Japanese sign the instrument of surrender.

He was an interesting man, quite active well into retirement. But I’m sorry to say that the only other thing I remember about him (aside from his brush with history) is that my recipe for Strawberries Romanoff came from him.

It was the first recipe I ever had that used booze (Cointreau), and it made me feel ultra-cosmopolitan to have such a thing. Even though I didn’t have Cointreau and had no legal means of acquiring it. I think I was also somewhat vague about the whipping cream, because I’d never seen that on the hoof, only in those squirty cans.

I mean—it was a whole new world for me.

So, for me, the picture of Japanese officials in morning coats and top hats bending over the table to sign the document that ended their empire will always lie alongside the taste of summer strawberries floating in a sea of vanilla ice cream, slightly whipped cream and Cointreau.

And I believe that that’s as good a way to do history as any.




Wednesday, September 2, 2015

From Manchukuo to the Missouri

Seventy years ago today, representatives of the Empire of Japan boarded the battleship USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, and signed the instrument of surrender to the Allies, effectively ending the Second World War.


It was a rather pathetic end to their dreams of conquest; of establishing overlordship over much of Asia; of pushing back the empires of Britain, America and Russia; and of taking (in the words of yet another imperial wannabe) their rightful place in the sun. They’d started out more than ten years before, with incidents in Manchuria along the Soviet border (actually, more than 20 years before, if you count the invasion and occupation of Korea), and expanded into China, Southeast Asia and vast swaths of the Pacific.

And they ended with their naval and armies incapable of effective defense (much less major attacks), their homeland in ruins and two of their cities smoldering under nuclear clouds. And thereby agreeing to the terms of unconditional surrender in a formal ceremony on an enemy warship anchored practically at the doorstep of the Imperial palace.

Just about right up to the end, the Japanese government had been living in cloud cuckoo-land with respect to their geopolitical reality. Even when they realized that it was a nuclear bomb that the US had dropped on Hiroshima, they calculated that we couldn’t produce more than one or two more, and therefore their malnourished, ill-equipped and sporadically-led people could fight on in such a way that they could still make an invasion too costly for us to consider. It took the second attack on Nagasaki and Harry S Truman’s promise of “a rain of ruin from the air” to focus their minds on their changed status.

Interestingly, it seems evident that they’ve never quite lost that vague disconnect with reality—even today they refuse to acknowledge any responsibility for the atrocities they committed as a matter of policy in every country they invaded in World War II. Their eyes lose focus and slide away from any picture of mass murder, biological warfare, forced prostitution and a whole host of other violations of human decency standards. Most recently, to mark the 70th anniversary a couple of weeks ago of Japan’s announcement that it would surrender, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe expressed “deepest remorse” and “sincere condolences” to the empire’s victims, but lectured the world not to expect future generations of Japanese to “be predestined to apologize.”

Well, you know, I’d be more inclined to let those future generations off the hook if past and present ones—the ones within living memory of the crimes committed by the government and military of Japan—had manned up and first admitted to their actions; then acknowledged they were wrong, wrong, wrong without any mitigation whatsoever; and then proclaimed multiple times that they are heartily ashamed of those collective crimes and vow never to go down that path again.

This they have none of them done. It’s that old “mistakes were made” shrug, followed by turning the conversation to a new topic.

And that new conversation topic these days is Abe’s attempt to expand Japan’s military remit beyond the defense-of-the-home-islands restrictions that were placed on them 70 years ago. For obvious reasons.

You know, I understand that you could get uneasy looking over your shoulder at China; it’s not a settling kind of view. But it might be less imposing if you’d owned up to the dreadful things your government did to their people, instead of pretending that nothing ever happened under your watch.

So it’s 70 years on from that much-photographed ceremony on the Missouri. But I wonder how far we’ve progressed since then? How far can we if some of us are still in denial?



Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Quackin' good

You remember that art installation project involving a giant rubber ducky set afloat in Hong Kong Harbour?

Yeah, okay, it was a couple of years ago, so let me refresh your memory.

It started out looking so perky:


Then, somehow, it ended up looking like this:


Anyhow, it’s taken a while, but a meme has emerged, as we all knew it would. And I personally have waited a long time to be able to utter these words:


Bwahahahaha!


Monday, August 31, 2015

Gratitude Monday: Mysterious librarians

I loved this meme that came my way via social media:


Because I love libraries and the smart and passionate people who could have taken more lucrative jobs somewhere else but instead chose to build their careers amongst books, on civil service pay. They manage with shrinking budgets from civic overlords who’d rather spend money on redecorating their offices than on buying books. They put up with patrons making the most outrageous demands (“I need photos of the Underground Railroad.”) and being used as pro bono daycare providers (for both children and adults). They plan a cornucopia of events around the calendar and execute on them with military precision on basically a dime. (These days, probably $0.07.)

Librarians have expanded their offerings from books, story hours and improving lectures on learnèd topics to ebooks/audio books, classes on hog butchery and lending out all manner of tools and implements (musical instruments, sewing machines, I don’t know what all). Around here in the Valley They Call Silicon, they have huge sections of materials (books, periodicals, videos) in Chinese, Hindi, Urdu and Spanish. They adapt to the times and keep on serving their constituency, no matter how much it changes.

They are freaking miracle workers, and I love them.

Anyhow, I passed the graphic to my BFF, a life-long librarian, whom I met when we were both working at the Pasadena Public Library (which now has Wi-Fi, power outlets and a coffee bar in the place where there used to be comfy chairs, usually occupied by homeless guys getting out of the weather).

(She introduced me to Terry Pratchett, as a matter of fact—another reason why you want to cultivate librarians. You get your horizons expanded.)

I asked her if what Pratchett says is true about librarian super powers. Here’s her reply:

“Well, of course it is true. Plus our Head Librarian is an orangutan and he can travel over rooftops in search of stolen materials…”

Do you wonder at all why I’m immensely grateful for librarians?