Saturday, December 4, 2021

Prime your matin chime

Today’s Advent carol came together about a hundred years ago, when English composer George Ratcliffe Woodward set his lyrics to a French (secular) dance melody by Jehan Tabourot in the 16th Century.

I confess that I cannot hear “Ding Dong Merrily on High” without picturing the scene from “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas” where Inspector Japp is stuck at his wife’s Welsh family’s house where everyone but him is “Gloria-ing” to beat the band. His face, when they tuck into the second verse after a pause, is classic. Sadly, that is not available on the Interwebz, so here’s the King’s College, Cambridge, choir singing it.

Mega shout-out to all the bell ringers in all the church towers around the world. Except for a certain Sir Mouth Almighty, who only shows up for photo ops, wearing military medals he did not earn.


Friday, December 3, 2021

The road is so long

My laser jet printer is running out of toner, so I had to order a new cartridge. (Interestingly, I paid about $120 for the machine; HP is charging $75 per cartridge. Wut?)

I went to Amazon, which had two cartridges for $23. But all the (Prime) possibilities were to arrive in two days, and I found myself whining, “What happened to same-day delivery? What about one-day delivery? Why do I have to wait two days to get my printer toner?”

That got me to thinking about The Supply Chain Issues that have Republicans foaming outrage. I also thought about World War II, and the very real privations most of Europe experienced for six years (not to mention horrors in East and Southeast Asia between 1932-1945). We, in the United States, had Supply Chain Issues between 1942 and 1945; while there were grumbles and cheats, mostly folks sucked it up and got on with things.

That made me wonder what would have happened if today’s FREEDUMB morons were around about 80 years ago and I quickly concluded that I’d be writing my blog in German. (Ha-ha, just kidding: there would be no blogs, no platforms for conspiracy theories and probably no Klepto cultists because those genetic structures would have been culled from the pool.)

Well, for today’s Advent piece, let’s have John Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)”. I’d really like to think about this long, slogging war between democracy and fascism being over.

P.S. Amazon surprised me: my toner cartridges arrived yesterday. So I whined and moaned all for nothing.


 

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Wacht auf zu dieser Freudenzeit!

We can’t have an Advent without Michael Praetorius; we just can’t. So today’s entry is “Der Morgenstern ist aufgedrungen” ("The Morning Star Is Risen"), written by a Lutheran minister named Daniel Rumpius in 1587 and set to this melody in 1609.

Rumpius pulled on an older song about the morning star waking lovers after spending the night together; presumably they are illicit lovers, but I don’t judge. Just goes to show you how Christians will turn all kinds of things—Saturnalia, pagan tree worship, adulterous love—into the service of the Gospel.

The lyrics speak of the morning star rising—perhaps prefiguring the light of Christ—and urge people to awake to joy and prepare for the new day.

The performers are the Dresdener Kreutzchor. I bought the CD this is on when I was there in 1999 for the Christkindlmarkt, so it has a special place in my heart.


Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Like a knucklehead

As you know from years past, I take a somewhat small-c catholic view of Advent music. This season covers such a vast territory of human expression, I have to go with the flow. So today’s piece is slightly out there, “I Yust Go Nuts for Christmas”, by Yogi Yogesson.

Yogesson was an entertainer of Norwegian ancestry who forged a career in comedy and novelty songwriting in the 1940s and 1950s projecting a Swedish persona. (Real name: Harry Stewart.) “I Yust Go Nuts” was his biggest hit, and re-released by Capitol Records for a number of years at Christmas.

The part about shopping for a Christmas present for his wife reminds me of a commercial for a drug store back in the last century. Might have been Thrifty. Guy is in a frenzy rolling his shopping cart around the store, getting wrapping paper and ribbon because, "When a man gives his wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, nothing is too good for her."


Tuesday, November 30, 2021

All dressed so fine

The story of the birth of Christ is all about journeys. Mary and Joseph from Nazareth to Bethlehem, for the census. The three magi “from the East”, seeking the king, guided by a star. The holy family fleeing to Egypt, to escape Herod’s slaughter of the innocents. A lot of miles, a lot of dust, a lot of new scenery.

Well, when you think of it, we’re all on journeys, even if we never live anywhere outside the county of our birth. Some of us travel externally; some are trekking inward. Some—me, for example—both. We do it to learn, to share, to find new perspective; to grow; to become.

So today’s Advent song is about journeys.

“Children, Go Where I Send Thee” is an African-American relation of an old English song called “The Twelve Apostles”. It’s a counting song, with repetitions, but it is not as deadly as “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, which I absolutely, categorically loathe with an incandescent hatred. The artists are The Fairfield Four, a group that has existed for a hundred years (although not with its current members, obvs). I love this version.

You will note that the song is not about the where, but about the how. This is an important element of journeys that we often overlook.

 

 

Monday, November 29, 2021

Gratitude Monday: Festival of the lights

Hanukkah is the celebration of literally the victory of light over darkness. It commemorates first the defeat in 160 BCE of Seleucid armies by Jewish forces led by Judah Maccabee, which was a huge win for Jews (not so much for Antiochus IV, tho). The light part comes from the fact that, after cleansing Jerusalem of the Syrians and Hellenized Jews (don’t ask about the “cleansing” part), there was only enough consecrated oil left in the Great Temple to light the Menorah for one day. But—somehow—the oil lasted for eight days, until another supply could be brought in.

I really like this—first, it’s always good to whup your enemies’ asses and send their occupying armies packing. (It turns out that this is a particularly good trait to have in your national gene pool if you live in a country that’s basically the Poland of the Middle East and you’re always in danger of being overrun by one neighboring power or another.) But I am always here for driving back the darkness, and I consider what it must have meant to the Maccabees, in a Palestinian winter, to light the Temple lamp as an act of faith and thanks to God for their triumph over their enemies.

“There’s only enough oil for a day; do we light the Menorah now or wait?”

“We light it now; gratitude is gratitude.”

And so is this—I’m grateful for Advent, that it overlaps with Hanukkah and that I can celebrate it all.

Hanukkah started last night, but yesterday was Advent I, and I had to set the stage. Besides—there are eight days of Hanukkah, so I’m within tolerance.

I’m giving you Barenaked Ladies singing “Hanukkah Blessings”. It’s not what you’d call traditional, but I’m a fourth-generation Californian. Also, the beat makes me think of “The Sloop John B.” and I can’t get that out of my head.


 

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Hope of all the earth

Well, dang—it’s Advent, the period before Christmas that does not involve shopping, eating, standing in lines or moaning about how you’re not ready for the holidays. Advent is the time for getting ready, for preparing or the birth of the baby in Bethlehem.

We’ve got four Sundays and a bit more to get our act together, to gather our thoughts, count our blessings, assess how we’ve done during the previous months and what we might do better in the coming year. You can do this whether you’re religious or not, whether you’re Christian or not.

Many traditions mark these four weeks with contemplation, reflection and prayer; I break out the Christmas CDs and go through way too many candles.

This first Sunday in Advent is about expectation. The prophet Isaiah looms large, which suits me down to the ground; one of the best books in the Old Testament. My offering for today is “Come Thou Long Expected Jesus”, written by my man Charles Wesley in 1749 and set to “Hyfrydol”. (My preference is "Stuttgart", but I couldn't find anything passable online.)