Okay, the hydrangeas are preparing to hunker down for winter
and take a much-deserved rest. And even now, they’re gorgeous. I don’t know if
there’s anything that gives you all-season beauty value for effort like a
hydrangea.
So my gratitude today is for all the ones on my walking
routes. They always have something to give me whenever I see them.
The Washington Post reported
yesterday that back in February, SecDef Pete Hegseth took a hankering to a
globe that was allegedly used by Dwight D. Eisenhower during World War II.
Because there’s nothing Whiskey Pete loves more than the trappings of glory.
Well, maybe also borrowed military success. He’d probably
like that, too.
(Kegsbreath apparently has a jones for WWII. It's a subject of jokes and memes within the Pentagon. I honestly don't know which side he roots for.)
Plus—booze. I don’t know whether he’s fulfilled his promise
while undergoing Senate confirmation that, if appointed, he would stop
drinking, but it’s really astonishing that a nominee for Cabinet office had to
make the problem in the first place. And that he would be confirmed afterward.
Anyhow—this being the kleptocratic administration, Hegseth
couldn’t wait for historians and curator-level movers to relocate the antique artifact,
so Pentagon schlubs—I don’t know—picked it up to carry it wherever, and they
dropped it. And it was damaged.
(Photos acquired by WaPo.)
Naturally the Pentagon is keeping shtum about the debacle and
Hegseth isn’t responding to requests for comment. But, really, the metaphor for
this entire administration and every Republican in office could not be more
clear.
So my earworm for today is one of the all-time favorites of
WWII, on both sides of the conflict, “Lili Marlene”. And here’s Marlene
Dietrich singing it. (Dietrich had more courage and steelier cojones than every Republican in office.)
I do not know what mailing list I got on, or how, but in
addition to the “help my dad” solicitation from Mattie (Paxton) Hayworth, a
couple of times this year I’ve been sent the Ronald Reagan Ranch calendar for
2027.
Along with an invitation to make a donation to “help save
the ranch”.
I’ve loathed Reagan and his brand of politics since he was
governor of California. The day I voluntarily give money to any cause with even
a whiff of Reagan about it is the day giant cracks appear in the earth’s
surface and the sun does not appear in the sky.
Four pages of probably AI-generated drivel about what a
great father Ken Paxton was. Ken Paxton, Republican Attorney General of Texas
impeached on corruption charges that really never plumbed the depths of his crookedness.
An AG who brokered a plea bargain deal with a (white, Republican Christian) facing
charges of repeatedly raping a boy, which saw the accused serve 30 days in jail
and returning to the practice of law. Divorced by his wife of decades on “biblical
grounds”. World traveler with his mistress and owner of properties in the
double digits in multiple states (including a “vacation lodge” in Oklahoma,
which I frankly do not get because who vacations in Oklahoma?). Who stole
another man’s $1000 Mont Blanc pen from a security bin and only returned it
when the theft became public.
In short, an all-around holder of true Republican values,
and therefore of course endorsed by the Kleptocrat.
But Mattie (Paxton) Hayworth assures me that Paxton showed
her “what faith looks like when it’s actually lived out”, because he
read the Bible every morning and prayed with her. (That image frankly gives me
the jim-jams.) She says that when she “went looking for a husband” she “found a
man just like him” and that really creeps me out. She points out that as AG
Paxton sued the Biden administration more than 100 times and defended Texas’
anti-abortion laws up to SCOTUS. She doesn’t point out that his success put hundreds
of Texas women at medical risk because medical providers are afraid to deal
with life-threatening complications of pregnancy in the face of being sued and
shut down.
And of course she asks for money, to help Paxton face those
mean, radical Democrats who want to give Texans and everyone healthcare, a
solid education, a good quality of life and a secure environment maintained by
the rule of law. (I paraphrase—she left off the last part.)
Well, all I have to say is: boy, did you get the wrong
mailing list, hon.
Ah, we are finally in Autumn. Humidity has crashed and
mornings are crisp but not frosty. And, finally, leaves in my part of the
People’s Republic have begun to turn.
It’s interesting to me that they seem to be changing color
only in patches on trees, not swathes. I don’t recall this pattern in years
past, but I find the reds and golds blooming amongst the vibrant green of a
tree beautiful.
You know—given the Kleptocrat’s ramping up his lies in the
runup to the midterm elections, I’ve been hearing one of the classics in my
head for the past few days.
I mean—in between him dozing at meetings in the Oval Office
and being unable to complete a thought (or remember the name(s) of the
candidate(s) he’s in town to “support”) due to advancing dementia, he just
spews porkies about the economy, about how he should have received the Nobel
Peace Prize at least eight times, about winning/having won the war in Iran, about the bloody 2020 election, about
acing a cognitive test he seems to be required to take every time he sees a
doctor, about the qualifications of his new blonde press secretary. His lie-to-breath
ratio is rapidly approaching 1:1.
(He did extrude one truthy statement when he told his
audience in Alaska that he could say all kinds of stupid things and they’d clap
like trained seals [I paraphrase], whereupon they all clapped like trained
seals [actual fact].)
So of course the earworm for today is “You Ain’t Nothin’
but a Hound Dog”, sung here buy a guy named Elvis Presley. So, so many truths in these lyrics.
I think it was in the Whole Foods parking lot, which kind
of tracks. My attention was grabbed by the Jesus sticker, on account of it
being directed at all the evangelical Christian white nationalists who
apparently stopped reading the Bible at Malachi (and then somehow unaccountably
picked up again at Revelation).
But—given the attention to running, I thought it especially
appropriate that the vehicle is a Honda FIT.
Okay, I’m not saying that there’s a movement afoot, but I found
a second sign for a jumped-up townhouse development in The People’s Republic
defaced. And in pretty much the same way that the first
one was:
I don’t think the developers much care, so I’d be surprised
if they replace the signs. I mean—by the time they notice, they’ll have sold
all the units and be moving on to their next cookie-cutter “luxury” project.
Still—I kinda admire the commitment of the graffiti artists.