Friday, October 23, 2026

Haunt my dreams

The Washington Post reported yesterday that back in February, SecDef Pete Hegseth took a hankering to a globe that was allegedly used by Dwight D. Eisenhower during World War II. Because there’s nothing Whiskey Pete loves more than the trappings of glory.

Well, maybe also borrowed military success. He’d probably like that, too.

(Kegsbreath apparently has a jones for WWII. It's a subject of jokes and memes within the Pentagon. I honestly don't know which side he roots for.)

Plus—booze. I don’t know whether he’s fulfilled his promise while undergoing Senate confirmation that, if appointed, he would stop drinking, but it’s really astonishing that a nominee for Cabinet office had to make the problem in the first place. And that he would be confirmed afterward.

Anyhow—this being the kleptocratic administration, Hegseth couldn’t wait for historians and curator-level movers to relocate the antique artifact, so Pentagon schlubs—I don’t know—picked it up to carry it wherever, and they dropped it. And it was damaged.


(Photos acquired by WaPo.)

Naturally the Pentagon is keeping shtum about the debacle and Hegseth isn’t responding to requests for comment. But, really, the metaphor for this entire administration and every Republican in office could not be more clear.

So my earworm for today is one of the all-time favorites of WWII, on both sides of the conflict, “Lili Marlene”. And here’s Marlene Dietrich singing it. (Dietrich had more courage and steelier cojones than every Republican in office.)

 

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 


Thursday, October 22, 2026

Really wrong list

I do not know what mailing list I got on, or how, but in addition to the “help my dad” solicitation from Mattie (Paxton) Hayworth, a couple of times this year I’ve been sent the Ronald Reagan Ranch calendar for 2027.

Along with an invitation to make a donation to “help save the ranch”.

I’ve loathed Reagan and his brand of politics since he was governor of California. The day I voluntarily give money to any cause with even a whiff of Reagan about it is the day giant cracks appear in the earth’s surface and the sun does not appear in the sky.

So—no.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

What a load of

Welp, this arrived the other day:

Four pages of probably AI-generated drivel about what a great father Ken Paxton was. Ken Paxton, Republican Attorney General of Texas impeached on corruption charges that really never plumbed the depths of his crookedness. An AG who brokered a plea bargain deal with a (white, Republican Christian) facing charges of repeatedly raping a boy, which saw the accused serve 30 days in jail and returning to the practice of law. Divorced by his wife of decades on “biblical grounds”. World traveler with his mistress and owner of properties in the double digits in multiple states (including a “vacation lodge” in Oklahoma, which I frankly do not get because who vacations in Oklahoma?). Who stole another man’s $1000 Mont Blanc pen from a security bin and only returned it when the theft became public.

In short, an all-around holder of true Republican values, and therefore of course endorsed by the Kleptocrat.

But Mattie (Paxton) Hayworth assures me that Paxton showed her “what faith looks like when it’s actually lived out”, because he read the Bible every morning and prayed with her. (That image frankly gives me the jim-jams.) She says that when she “went looking for a husband” she “found a man just like him” and that really creeps me out. She points out that as AG Paxton sued the Biden administration more than 100 times and defended Texas’ anti-abortion laws up to SCOTUS. She doesn’t point out that his success put hundreds of Texas women at medical risk because medical providers are afraid to deal with life-threatening complications of pregnancy in the face of being sued and shut down.

And of course she asks for money, to help Paxton face those mean, radical Democrats who want to give Texans and everyone healthcare, a solid education, a good quality of life and a secure environment maintained by the rule of law. (I paraphrase—she left off the last part.)

Well, all I have to say is: boy, did you get the wrong mailing list, hon.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

You in danger, girl

I was struck by this arrangement in someone’s front yard yesterday morning:

That little orange pumpkin looks like it’s in trouble.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, October 19, 2026

Gratitude Monday: Splashes of color

Ah, we are finally in Autumn. Humidity has crashed and mornings are crisp but not frosty. And, finally, leaves in my part of the People’s Republic have begun to turn.






It’s interesting to me that they seem to be changing color only in patches on trees, not swathes. I don’t recall this pattern in years past, but I find the reds and golds blooming amongst the vibrant green of a tree beautiful.

And that’s today’s gratitude.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Friday, October 16, 2026

That was just a lie

You know—given the Kleptocrat’s ramping up his lies in the runup to the midterm elections, I’ve been hearing one of the classics in my head for the past few days.

I mean—in between him dozing at meetings in the Oval Office and being unable to complete a thought (or remember the name(s) of the candidate(s) he’s in town to “support”) due to advancing dementia, he just spews porkies about the economy, about how he should have received the Nobel Peace Prize at least eight times, about winning/having won the war in Iran, about the bloody 2020 election, about acing a cognitive test he seems to be required to take every time he sees a doctor, about the qualifications of his new blonde press secretary. His lie-to-breath ratio is rapidly approaching 1:1.

(He did extrude one truthy statement when he told his audience in Alaska that he could say all kinds of stupid things and they’d clap like trained seals [I paraphrase], whereupon they all clapped like trained seals [actual fact].)

So of course the earworm for today is “You Ain’t Nothin’ but a Hound Dog”, sung here buy a guy named Elvis Presley. So, so many truths in these lyrics.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Thursday, October 15, 2026

Matters theological

Here’s something for everyone to ponder:

That’s it. That’s the post.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Moving messages

This car has a lot to say:

I think it was in the Whole Foods parking lot, which kind of tracks. My attention was grabbed by the Jesus sticker, on account of it being directed at all the evangelical Christian white nationalists who apparently stopped reading the Bible at Malachi (and then somehow unaccountably picked up again at Revelation).

But—given the attention to running, I thought it especially appropriate that the vehicle is a Honda FIT.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Spreading the word

Okay, I’m not saying that there’s a movement afoot, but I found a second sign for a jumped-up townhouse development in The People’s Republic defaced. And in pretty much the same way that the first one was:


I don’t think the developers much care, so I’d be surprised if they replace the signs. I mean—by the time they notice, they’ll have sold all the units and be moving on to their next cookie-cutter “luxury” project.

Still—I kinda admire the commitment of the graffiti artists.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, October 12, 2026

Gratitude Monday: Champagne

A small gratitude today.

A small gratitude named Champagne.

I’ve been having some issues with inflammation across what I refer to as the hip delivery system; diagnosed as arthritis and bursitis, it’s literally a pain in the ass. It turns out that any movement you want to make with any part of your body passes somehow through the hips/butt, and you don’t notice it until it’s painful. Also—your body starts to conform to misalignment in order to reduce pain, and trying to reconfigure the muscles to where you should be is also painful.

So I’ve struggled with my morning walks. Saturday was the first time in a few days that I did the circuit, and I was worried that—even after a couple of weeks of PT—I’d have repercussions. I was just about 75% through it when I spotted this guy dancing through the parking lot of a micropark:

Yes, that’s Champagne. Seems like some dogs wear Halloween costumes; Champagne lives the costume.

But he also has the personality behind the coloration—bright, happy, friendly. There were many scritches and a few kisses, which made the entire walk worthwhile. No walk, no Champagne.

And that’s today’s gratitude.

  

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Friday, October 9, 2026

On a winter's day

So, one standout from this week down the rabbit hole is the Kleptocrat announcing that—along with higher prices on everything—having Iran take out San Diego and Los Angeles would be “a small price to pay”.

I don’t hold with trying to sort out meaning from the elided and jumpy word salads that shambling orange carcass spews out, but I think the object for which the destruction of two large coastal cities that reliably vote Democrat is Iran not having a nuclear weapon, since that’s the pole star he always returns to when he’s floundering for a response to a question on this war. So I’m really confused about how, exactly, Iran would “take out” LA and San Diego, because he’s also told us that the US “obliterated” the Islamic Republic's nuclear capability more than a year ago. And—even if they’re somehow miraculously “two weeks away” from developing another one, I’m not seeing how they’d deliver it across the Pacific Ocean.

But the goobers in Nebraska, where Cadet Bonespurs first invited a country he considers a blood enemy to attack US territory, positively ate it up. So, he’ll repeat it (as he did Wednesday in San Antonio).

And today’s earworm is “California Dreamin’”, of course by The Mamas and the Papas.


©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Thursday, October 8, 2026

Failure to communicate

Yesterday I made an emergency run to Trader Joe’s after my PT session and getting my Covid shot. I don’t like to go after around 1030 because just the parking lot becomes a war zone the closer you get to noon, but I had absolutely nothing on hand to use to make a salad, so I bit the bullet.

The bag I pulled out of the pile in the car to hold my groceries happened to be one I got from a community-building group I belong to. Here are the two sides:



It was interesting to watch the TJ crew member at the cash register process the text message. Sadly (and I could tell because he was literally moving his lips), he seemed to have trouble with “dismantle”, but I didn’t say anything.

 I mean, he scanned my groceries, packed the bag and wished me a great rest of the day. He did his job.

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

The color...

Okay, I just thought this was funny because it is so obviously not a yellow cab:


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

Hard times

It’s been my observation that chiropractors are the most venal of healthcare professionals—they always have something to sell you, from supplements to pillows—to add on to their adjustment services.

However, I’ve noticed that the dentist who took over the practice from the man I saw for thirty years after he retired seems to have kicked up the heat on “extras” that start adding up.

And—this is a first—when I was in the new ophthalmologist’s office a couple of weeks ago, they had these posters all over the place:

(I did not take them up on it.) 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, October 5, 2026

Gratitude Monday: Community

 I sometimes walk through the Charter Oak cluster as a way to bump out my step count. The townhouses were built in 1969, which makes it deeply established in the People’s Republic, and I often find things in their individual gardens that fill me with joy. Like the front yard with purple flowers beloved by bees. There are others that go big time (townhouse edition) for Halloween. We’ll see them later this month.

But what’s sparking my gratitude today is the tree house that the community built in one of the two central green areas:



They had the rope swing for years, but they added the platform last year, and it just invites you to climb up the ladder and survey the world. It kind of makes me think of the forecastle of a pirate ship, but I expect that it can become whatever the kids on it want it to be.

What sparks my joy, however, is the dedication plaque:

Not (as my cluster’s tot lot is signed) for residents and guests; for all children.

That’s community. Gotta be grateful for that.

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Friday, October 2, 2026

It's easy

The People’s Republic was founded as a planned community, with a focus on “community” and a respect for its natural surroundings. However, we are in the 21st Century, and the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors never met an upscale development plan it didn’t love, so the natural surroundings are retreating under the onslaught of “luxury” townhouses at a rate of knots.

What once was a community swimming pool across the street from a friend of mine is currently being converted to 28 cookie-cutter townhouses jammed together, with no yards and tight turn ratios to get your two SUVs into the garages. Here’s one of the road signs touting it:

I noticed last Sunday that someone had defaced it—just the black spray paint. But a couple of days ago someone (else?) had added a message:


So, of course “All You Need Is Love” has been caroming around my head ever since. So, of course, I’m sharing it with you today. We do know that love is, in fact, not all you need. But it's a good start.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Written on the wall

Last week I went to a new medical provider and so entered the building’s elevator for the first time.

Let me just say: wut?

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Circle of...

Went out the other morning and saw distinct signs that there’d been a probably life/death struggle literally at my back door.

I know that’s how Nature works, but I am glad I didn’t witness it.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 


Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Still available

Even though Costco moved on from Halloween yard décor right quick to Christmas, I noticed that they added to the former (now moved from close to the entrance (now Christmas-land) to over by the chiller cases) with a motion-activated monster.

My question—my eternal question for these things, whatever the holiday—is: where do people store this stuff? 



 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Monday, September 28, 2026

Gratitude Monday: A duty and a privilege

Early voting for this year’s midterm elections started in Virginia on the 18th. That in itself is a source of gratitude for me because up until about 20 years ago, the Old Dominion was absolutely dug in on the hill of Vote Only on Election Day. If you wanted an absentee ballot, or to vote early, you had to hawk up a valid reason why you could not show up on Election Day and wait a few hours in a line extending into the neighborhood like the Baptist God intended.

But ever since I moved back from The Valley They Call Silicon (where I used to walk half a block to the fire station and didn’t have to show ID; they just marked my name off a paper register), I’ve been so grateful that we’ve moved into the late 20th Century.

Having flexibility in how and when you cast your ballot literally means more people can exercise their constitutional right to vote. Many citizens work at places that don’t give you time off to vote; fulfilling your civic obligation can literally cost you money if you have to take time off from work. Even at places that do, the two hours might not be enough when your precinct has heavy turnout and the line is long.

(Interestingly, when I worked at an association in D.C. that did allow two hours on Election Day, one year the head of HR sent round an email advising employees—we had a greater concentration of Ph.D. scientists than some mid-sized universities—that the organization knew that polls in Maryland, D.C. and Virginia opened at 0700 and stayed open until 1900, so they would view it as taking the piss (I paraphrase) if people availed themselves of the time off as stated in the manual. That went over well.)

This year voting is especially fraught. Republicans all up and down the line are frantically trying to restrict who votes. State legislatures are gerrymandering districts to skew right. Where that doesn’t go far enough, they’re closing polling stations in Democratic districts and removing ballot drop boxes to make it more difficult for people there to vote. Many states (mostly South of the Mason-Dixon Line) have made it illegal to provide food or water for people waiting in line to vote in hopes that will discourage the elderly and infirm from showing up.

The Kleptocrat has demanded that states turn over voting rolls (so far every one has been quashed in the courts) and that the USPS dick with ballots sent out and returned by mail. (So far it seems like that also has been stymied by the courts.) He’s proclaimed that he’s going to send federal troops and ICE to (Democratic) polling stations on Election Day to “police” them. Meaning: intimidate and even abduct anyone who doesn’t look white enough.

There are even reports that he’s going to declare martial law in an attempt to cancel the elections altogether. This, of course, would be met with a tsunami of law suits and provoke a constitutional crisis. (For one thing, the 119th Congress expires on 3 January 2027 and without duly-elected Representatives, there’s no House. Now, some might say that such a thing would be an improvement, or at least that no one would notice any difference in productivity, but this would still be a crisis.)

For the record, the United States of America has held elections through every crisis in our history, including two world wars and a civil war when armed enemy territory began at the Potomac River, a couple of miles from the US Capitol. Having a corrupt dementia-rotted sitting president, a spineless Congress and an ideology-driven SCOTUS is indeed disastrous, but that’s no reason to cancel elections.

In fact, elections are the start of the solution to this dumpster fire. Which every Republican understands; that’s why they’re so desperate to restrict and repress voting.

Anyway—I voted last week. As I cast my ballot (not a whole lot of choice, really; the Democratic incumbents for Senator and Representative essentially have a sinecure in my district, which is better than saying the same for Republicans, but I’d still prefer that they have a lean and hungry look), I thought about the millions of people around the world who would marvel at such a thing. Walked up, handed over my ID (which I understand from Republicans I have to do when I buy groceries?), got my ballot and registered my opinion on candidates and state and county measures.

That, dear reader, is a miracle that generations of our forebears have wrought with their blood and treasure. That it is under threat from the highest office holders in the land is despicable. But I’m grateful for the privilege.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Friday, September 25, 2026

The road rushing under my wheels

Considering the state of fossil fuels this past week, courtesy of the War to Entertain the Narcissistic Kleptocrat that’s been over-in-two-weeks since it started in February (and now predicted by his sphincter to be ending “after the elections”), I’ve been thinking about a song from my college years.

There was a video on the socials of a trucker not filling the tank of his semi with diesel, but stopping the flow when the total hit $1000. “That’s a first for me,” he commented.

(I topped up the tank of my Saab at Costco yesterday. For the first time not-in-California, regular was $4.10/gallon. I paid $42 for half a tank.)

So here’s Jackson Browne singing the newly apt “Running on Empty”.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Roadside commerce

On one of my walks last week, I noticed this setup between a townhouse cluster and the local private golf course.

(Interestingly, this course is owned by developers who’ve been trying for about a decade to fill all the space with townhouses. Same thing’s happening with the public course on the other side of the People’s Republic. Watching the furor on both sides of the fight has been interesting.)

So I walked over to see what it was. It was American Free Enterprise at work.

This is located on the second hole of the course, so I don’t know how many golfers will feel the need of extra balls that early in a round. I also know nothing about the economics of golf, so I have no earthly notion whether $2 per ball is an attractive price.

I did find it interesting that there’s a quasi-honor system: up to you whether you pay, but if you do, once your money’s in the slot, it’s secure.

Unless someone wants to take the whole thing.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Inhospitable

This may look like a mundane stretch of trendy 2020s commercial pedestrian design to you, but it’s actually the last resting place of scores of spotted lanternflies.


I noticed them on my way to the Korean bakery last week. I have no idea what about this environment has caused the scourge of Northern Virginia to die in their dozens, but their corpses littered the sidewalk all the way to the street.

Considering the damage they do and how hard it is to eradicate them, I this seems like a good start.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Coffee break

A couple of weeks ago I was helping a local food pantry by sorting through donations—checking for expiration dates, package damage, etc. I’m not entirely sure where the donations came from, but it was a wild variety of canned goods, staples, snacks and outright junk food. (We don’t, apparently judge.)

WRT expiration dates, if they were prior to the next distribution (which was last Thursday), they were shelved. If on the cusp or slightly beyond (depending on the type of food), they were passed on to the local shelter for our unhoused neighbors. If beyond the beyond, they were tossed.

(The most out-of-date was something with an expiration year of 2014.)

The most interesting thing that passed through my hands was this packet of instant hazelnut mocha latte. Interesting because it’s apparently infused with collagen and protein, and that kind of scares me.

It was out-of-date, so I binned it.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Monday, September 21, 2026

Gratitude Monday: Beautiful encounter

Here’s my gratitude today: on one of my walks last week, I noticed a bright, tiny movement right at the edge of my vision, so I stopped.

It was this:

How could I fail to be grateful for that?

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Friday, September 18, 2026

A dream that meant nothing

I discovered today’s earworm via a recommendation from a friend. He and I agree on a lot of things, but generally speaking, music and reading genres aren’t among them. However, this piece has grown on me every time I watch it.

(I say “watch” because in this case, the video images are integral to the impact of the music and words.)

Particularly given the events of the past week, culminating in the Kleptocrat fixin’ to demolish the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts because he’s not allowed to put his fucking name on it.

(Another—unrelated, but not entirely, really—beyond-the-beyond event was Mitch McConnell wheeled insensate in to the Senate after being AWOL for three months and nearly voting with Democrats on a motion until his minders “corrected” him because he’s literally gaga.)

I seriously do not understand why no one has piped up about the emperor being stitch stark bonkers.

So, here’s “America”, by London Grammar.


 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Labor of love

Dunno about you, but this bee loaded down with pollen makes me so happy.

 


©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Not vanity, but memorable

Okay, this is not a vanity plate. But I swear that when I first glanced at it, I thought it said “THE LASS”, and that became unseeable.


©2026 Bas Bleu

 

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Sigh

Okay, well—if Costco is going to put up its Halloween décor at the beginning of August, I suppose it makes sense for them to roll out the Christmas stuff before we’ve even hit the Ides of September.




It’s really quite terrifying, because I know there’ll be more every time I make a butter and bread flour run.

 

©2026 Bas Bleu

 

 

Monday, September 14, 2026

Gratitude Monday: unexpected splendour

Saturday night was one of those not-going-to-get-any-sleep affairs; I eventually nodded off at 0400; woke up at 0500; got back to sleep; eventually just got up at 0845. Naturally, that means that yesterday morning pretty much started out crap.

I got dressed for walking and realized that the windows had fogged over, which portended my walk would be complete soup. (Android said that it was 74F and felt like 74F, but it lied; it felt ghastly. For one thing, my glasses fogged up as I stepped outside.) But I decided I’d at least walk over to the one remaining pie-plate-sized hibiscus shrub to take a picture for a neighbor.

And look what I found on my way:









I saw them because I took a different route than my normal walk, so I don’t know how long they’ve been there. But they were stunning, beautiful and exuberant. And they lifted my day into bearable. For that I am grateful.

 

 

©2026 Bas Bleu