Whee, doggies—another whirlwind week in global geopolitics, brought to us by the worst, dumbest, most corrupt and incompetent administration in US history. Just a few highlights:
The kind of messaging you never want to see regarding any
war (much less an illegal war of aggression) from the brain-rotted asshole driving the show:
Then we find out that said asshole—the one whose Daily
Presidential Briefing on intelligence has been reduced to three bullet points
in crayon accompanied by some swell GIFs—can’t take anything more complicated
by way of reports on the war from the military chiefs than a two-minute video
compilation of (as one aide described it) “things going boom”. He only wants to
see “successful” operations before he gets his little container of pudding.
And finally, House Republicans announced on Wednesday that
they’ve created an “America First” prize, and the first
recipient is…the asshole who still doesn’t have a Nobel Peace Prize. I am unable to find any images, but it is indubitably gold-plated. Possibly in the form of a calf. It may be that Republican ladies have contributed their gold jewelry to be melted down for the purpose.
Seriously—this timeline sucks.
So our earworm for today is “Don’t Nobody Bring Me No Bad News”, from The Wiz. It just has to be.
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