Tuesday, January 5, 2021

Modern geometry

My employer had kind of a rough year in 2020. I mean—outside of the billionaire boys’ club, everyone did. But cyber security was just a 366-day dumpster fire and no alteration in the final digit on the date is going to change that.

So to mark this, the company (which I have to say is the cheapest tech org ever when it comes to swag) is offering all employees a tee-shirt gift. We had until yesterday to put in our size requirements using the below chart as guidance.

I don’t know where this thing originated, but this is the first time in my life that I have ever seen chest/bust measurements not expressed as circumference. I mean, what does “one-sided measurements” of a three-dimensional entity even mean?

I guess I’ll find out when the shirt arrives. I hope I can get into it.

 

 

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