Which bran-for-brains loudmouth?

Further to my vow not to add to the verbiage on The Sheening One, I took the Guardian’s “Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: Whose line is it anyway?” quiz.

I was able to match only two of the ten statements correctly with the appropriate self-proclaimed godhead. Really—there’s not much to choose from.

But I do have one comment: I don’t even want to know who’s responsible for this one, “These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.”