Yeah, we know

As a matter of principle, whenever I see a Cybertruck, I must audibly murmur “asshole”, because the universe demands it.

And the one I saw in Herndon on Saturday was kind of double asshole, because it had a (heretofore unseen by me) variant of the ridiculous Tea Party license plate. You know—the one with the curled snake that mostly looks like the poop emoji. (Virginia will do anything to make a buck.)

But I did like the seasonal decoration, even though if he’d gone more than 35 MPH, that webbing would be gone.

I still invoked the universe’s mantra.

 

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