Welp, this arrived the other day:
Four pages of probably AI-generated drivel about what a great father Ken Paxton was. Ken Paxton, Republican Attorney General of Texas impeached on corruption charges that really never plumbed the depths of his crookedness. An AG who brokered a plea bargain deal with a (white, Republican Christian) facing charges of repeatedly raping a boy, which saw the accused serve 30 days in jail and returning to the practice of law. Divorced by his wife of decades on “biblical grounds”. World traveler with his mistress and owner of properties in the double digits in multiple states (including a “vacation lodge” in Oklahoma, which I frankly do not get because who vacations in Oklahoma?). Who stole another man’s $1000 Mont Blanc pen from a security bin and only returned it when the theft became public.
In short, an all-around holder of true Republican values,
and therefore of course endorsed by the Kleptocrat.
But Mattie (Paxton) Hayworth assures me that Paxton showed
her “what faith looks like when it’s actually lived out”, because he
read the Bible every morning and prayed with her. (That image frankly gives me
the jim-jams.) She says that when she “went looking for a husband” she “found a
man just like him” and that really creeps me out. She points out that as AG
Paxton sued the Biden administration more than 100 times and defended Texas’
anti-abortion laws up to SCOTUS. She doesn’t point out that his success put hundreds
of Texas women at medical risk because medical providers are afraid to deal
with life-threatening complications of pregnancy in the face of being sued and
shut down.
And of course she asks for money, to help Paxton face those
mean, radical Democrats who want to give Texans and everyone healthcare, a
solid education, a good quality of life and a secure environment maintained by
the rule of law. (I paraphrase—she left off the last part.)
Well, all I have to say is: boy, did you get the wrong
mailing list, hon.
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