Thursday, June 26, 2025

Not the cherry orchard

We had a lemon tree in our backyard when I was growing up. We used to harvest the fruit, juice them and freeze it in ice cube trays to have it available any time. I was an adult before I ever paid for a lemon and have been aghast ever since at their price.

So, last year I bought three dwarf citrus trees: a Meyer and a Ponderosa lemon, as well as a lime.

The first stumbling block to my hopes of home-grown juice was chipmunks. Turns out they love rampaging through the branches, which knocks off both the flowers and any budding fruits. I wrote off any benefit from the orchard last year, but there’s always Spring, right?

Ah, well—we had several days of sub-freezing weather last February, and even though I had the pots insulated with bubble wrap, I lost all three. (I know it’s a stretch being in Northern Virginia, but what with global warming, we’ve had very mild winters the past few years, so it was worth a shot. Also—my gardenia bush survived fine. It was in a larger pot, though. Besides: there's a guy in London whose banana tree is producing fruit.)

So last month I bought three more dwarf trees. This time, I’ve armored them against chipmunks, involving a very interesting (and scratchy) session with chicken wire. Fort Citrus looks odd, but so far it seems to be working.

Now I just have to keep them watered through the climate-change-is-a-hoax hotter-than-usual summer.

 

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