Gotta go

While waiting for the Trader Joe’s to open a while ago, I walked around a new neighborhood, and apparently poop is a thing there.

Within a couple of hundred meters, I saw both these signs:

But evidently the dogs don’t read:

As an aside, I cannot count the times I’ve seen little plastic poop bags, neatly knotted at the opening, left along sidewalks. Like people feel they’ve discharged all their responsibilities by picking up their dogs’ detritus, so they’re not obliged to carry the bags with them to the nearest trash bin.

Well, I suppose it would interfere with their texting.