I’m working on
restructuring my neuro-processes actively to minimize negativity, so I try to
restrict my Kleptocrat intake. However, there have been a couple of highlights
from his Big Adventure in the Mid-East and Israel (as he framed it when he
arrived in Tel Aviv).
First—he was clearly in
his element in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, where he was surrounded by real
despots, given gold presents and able to bond with other male supremacists who
do not permit any form of free speech. For once, he was allowed at the local
cool kids’ table, and he was pathetically happy about it. (Albeit exhausted, we’re
told. These actual multi-hour work days do tend to wear you out when you can’t
break them up with lunches, Fox News and tweets.)
And the photo ops—man.
As you can imagine this
image just sent Twitter into overdrive:
Even the Church of Satan
weighed in, although I’m not sure about the truth of this.
Well, so much for the
new Axis of Evil. At their next stop, there was more of interest. For many,
this video was a highlight of the trip so far:
I have to say that from
the practiced accuracy of her swat and his immediate “nothing happening here”
response, this clearly is not the first time this sort of thing has happened. The
world completely understands, Melania. But divorce him, honey; I’m tired of my
taxes subsidizing your separate living accommodations.
In another empty photo
op, the entourage stopped for about 15 minutes at Yad Vashem, the memorial to
victims of the Holocaust. It’s customary for visiting dignitaries to pause
in remembrance, and leave a few words in a note. Our last actual president
wrote this:
Here’s the Kleptocrat’s:
Man—it only lacks “have
fun this summer” to flesh out a full yearbook scribble.
Right—I'm off to restructure my neural paths. Peace out. Or, as the White House Press Office might say, peach out.
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