Too early, and I mean it

Okay, this is just going beyond the beyond.

Yesterday morning, at 0545, I was walking through the Pentagon City mall, and look what I found workers doing:

Then this exchange took place on the Twitters-dot-com:

Well, after that kind of "Resistance is futile" snark, I got a little bolshie.

And in case you think that's an idle threat...

'Nuff said?

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