Ah, my Nigerian
scammer friends are back again. And, having been unsuccessful using the USPS as
their platform, they’ve now moved on to FedEx:
They haven’t quite mastered the vocabulary yet, bless their hearts—like any
FedEx communiqué would involve the word “postal”. But at least they’ve moved up
to “package” instead of “parcel”.
(I’ll let the missing apostrophe from “isn’t” in the
header pass. So many Fortune 500 corporations can’t seem to be bothered with
such niceties that it’s not really a warning sign anymore.)
But I don’t think they grasp the ludicrousness of
instructing me to “collect the package at our office”. Uh—just which one of the
16,424 offices in Santa Clara County would they be thinking of?
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