Under it all

Evidently unmentionables are trending, uh, to the bright side. In evidence I submit this from the Mountain View Target store. I’d gone in looking for yoghurt and was literally stopped in my tracks by this display:

And once I was distracted, I wandered into this:

Seriously—these colors would keep me awake at night, even if they were stowed in the lingerie drawer.

I’m not even going to talk about the half-inch thick industrially-extruded single-piece Kevlar-like impenetrable form of the things.

(And, after all that, it turned out that this particular store doesn’t have yoghurt.)