Certified spam fritter

Here’s one of the odder pieces of spam I’ve received. So far:

My first clue that this wasn’t legit is that I’m not a CPA. In fact, the idea that I’d work in any capacity even remotely close to accountancy is enough to set the laughometer into seismic overload. The real crime here would be if I were in practice as an accountant, certified or otherwise.

So I wasn't unduly worried that a professional organization could revoke some status that I don't have & which is conferred by state licensing agencies anyhow.

But I thought I’d share with you. It makes a nice change from online cat antics.