Move over, Mickey

This just in (last week): if you’re looking for the happiest places on earth, head to Disneyland and then turn left—way left.

North Korea has done some sort of calculation and determined that China is the happiest country in the world, with its own good self in second place.

And if you don’t want to travel all that way across the Pacific, Cuba’s in the top five (along with Venezuela & Iran).

Of course, the land of famine and the Dear Leader doesn’t mention what the criteria are, so we’ll just have to fill in the blanks for ourselves. Might have something to do with leader-cult autocracy.

The USA, BTW, came in last.