Be very afraid

Eh, evidently things are not all well in the halls of non-profits.

Or, to be more specific, things are bloody awful in the computer server room.

I got in to work yesterday morning and noticed goofy-looking bird-prints on the floor of the atrium outside my office. And scratch marks on the walls.

Well—turns out there was more going on than Big Bird:

Looks like there was some kind of violent incident around the entry to the server room…

And signs of terrible things in the room itself:

In fact, there was a warning on the door to the work area:

I think they’re going to have to reset the days-since notice:

Well done, computer guys. Well done.

Makes my little office door decoration look like the toddler class of Halloween style.