Poor, poor JPMorgan Chase. For all their squillions in assets, and
the billions they pay their senior executive team, they just do not get this
whole social media thing.
It’s been five and a half years since someone thought it would be
a good idea to have an Ask Me Anything Twitter session with the investment
banking side’s vice chairman Jimmy Lee. Before he even got into his corner
office that week, Twitter had dumped so thoroughly on the concept that JPMorgan
cancelled the session.
I’m proud to say that I joined
the squadrons of trolls and did my part, my first experience ever with
drawing even a tiny prick of blood.
It was a classic misstep—a total fiasco—and they don’t appear to
have learned from it. Because on Monday, the consumer side of the megalith
tweeted something that someone thought was clever advice for their struggling
customers—under the hashtag #MondayMotivation—and the response was so [predictably]
overwhelmingly negative, that they took down the tweet in less than three
hours.
But of course, the evil that tweets do live long after their bones
are interrèd. Twitterati continued to pile on to screen caps of the tweet, and
here are some of the examples:
Two members of Congress who have been forthright in their
criticism of Big Banks (both, coincidentally, women and Democrats) had a few
thoughts to tweet. First up, Representative Katie Porter, who only a couple of
weeks ago dragged JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon in a House committee hearing
by running him through the parlous financial situation of one of his actual
employees in her Southern California district. She repeatedly asked the guy who
received a compensation package of $31M last year what advice he’d give this
bank teller on how to make ends meet. And he repeatedly replied, “I’ll have to
think about that.”
Presumably he’s thought about it and would now advise his
employees to eat the food already in their fridges and stop taking taxis for
three-block rides.
And then Senator Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., who famously told WellsFargo’s then-CEO to his face that he should resign over the bank’s massive and systemic fraudulent practices, had
something to say:
At some point during the day, a somewhat chastened @Chase posted
this non-apology:
But here’s the tweet that pretty much sums up the world’s
reaction:
As for JPMorgan’s social media woes: womp, womp.
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