Friday, April 17, 2015

April soft and cold: All the pleasures prove

Okay, let’s move forward in time from Petrarch, and north from Italy for today’s National Poetry Month entry. In short, let’s have a little some-some from Christopher Marlowe.

There was a time when dinosaurs ran all over the earth, and all we had by way of connectivity were landlines, and you found people and researched products and services by riffling through a huge softcover tome called a “telephone directory”, rather than telling Siri, “Call Delilah” or “Ecuadorean restaurant”.

Back in those dark times, that “telephone directory” would list your name, address and telephone number. (There was an “online” version of this—you called the Information Operator on 411, and s/he [but mostly she] would read it out for you. That call was free, and as many as you wanted, BTW. A lot of Ma Bell’s, er, bells and whistles were free then.)

If you were female, you didn’t always want all that data out there for just everyone to find. So, often a woman would be listed by just her initial(s) and surname. E.g., “B. Bleu”. But as a safety precaution that didn’t last long, since whackjobs of all description twigged to the ploy and still found you with relative ease.

You could always go “non-published” (listing didn’t appear in the directory, but was available via 411) or “unlisted” (not in the directory and not given out), but you paid extra for that service.

I didn’t want my contact details out there for the world and his wife, but I also objected to paying extra for saving them the trouble of printing and updating my information. (There was a time when I moved right often.) And I knew that initials-wheeze was completely useless. So I just had my number listed, no address, under the name of Christopher Marlowe. People who really knew me would be able to find me; and anyone calling for “Mr. Marlowe” got the toss pretty quickly.

I chose Marlowe because he was such a rakish, intense, grab-life-wherever-you-can-get-it, over-the-top kind of guy. Even for the Elizabethan Age, noted for its flamboyant characters who lit up the sky with their brilliance. On the artistic front, he was a poet, playwright and translator, who was considered the top tragedian of his day. He had a strong influence on his contemporary, William Shakespeare, who took over the title after Marlowe’s early and mysterious death in 1593.

His plays, frankly, are not for the faint-at-heart, although his Doctor Faustus is somewhat less black than some of the others.

In addition to his day job, however, our man Marlowe was also reportedly a spy, possibly for Sir Francis Walsingham (Elizabeth I’s spymaster). This is unconfirmed, but there are indicators, and it is my opinion that he was exactly the sort of man who’d take on such assignments just to prove to himself that he could do the job so well that no one would know. Also, because it would be something else to cram into his life.

Marlowe did die young, knifed in what might have been a bar brawl, or perhaps a contract killing, since he’d been under arrest for proclaiming atheism just prior to the incident. (That was a capital offense back then. As was being a Roman Catholic. And other things.) Plus, he might have crossed Walsingham, which wasn’t good for one’s health.

He was 29, but he’d certainly lived a full life in those few years. So I’m giving you one of his persuasion poems. If someone ever quotes to you from this one, you’re in for quite a ride.

“The Passionate Shepherd to his Love”

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That Valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the Rocks,
Seeing the Shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow Rivers to whose falls
Melodious birds sing Madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of Roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of Myrtle;

A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty Lambs we pull;
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold;

A belt of straw and Ivy buds,
With Coral clasps and Amber studs:
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me, and be my love.

The Shepherds’ Swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May-morning:
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me, and be my love.



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