Thursday, December 26, 2024

Time for a reboot?

I’ve been thinking, over the past month, about the Christmas narrative. About how the Almighty decides to make his presence manifest in human form…and chooses a peasant girl at the end of the world as the woman to impregnate for this purpose.

I mean—the chroniclers (all male) are primarily Jews, so I guess they’d set the story in their region. Okay, fine. But Judea was hardly the center of the universe for anyone; it was always the edge of empires—Assyrian, Babylonian, Egyptian and now Roman. Why wouldn’t the purported son of God be born in Rome, or even Alexandria? You know, give him some street cred?

Moreover, not only is Mary a teenager from the back of beyond, married to a carpenter, if you please—in no respect can they be said to be quality folk—but she gives birth in a <checks notes> stable. A place that shelters working animals. A place that has to be mucked out on the regular but still undoubtedly reeks of manure. What kind of pedigree d’ya call this?

Not a speck of bling—at least until the Magi show up. Just straw, oxen and poop. That’s where Christ’s life began, to be shortly followed by the family fleeing persecution to a foreign land, where they sought asylum. I can’t get over this.

And what I can’t get over is how really impossible this story is in the age of the Kleptocrat (the self-confessed germophobe and lover of gold in all its manifestations) and his followers, who purport to worship this Christ, but have so thoroughly bought into the gospel of prosperity that their brains must break if they try to align the arc of the son of God’s origin and life with the notion that “God helps those that help themselves.” They vote for billionaires to run the government because their billions are (to them) a clear sign that God approves of them and completely ignore the notion that a God who chose to have his son born to a Brown couple in a stable in the back-end of empire instead of in a palace must have done so for a reason.

Revisit Jackson Browne’s “The Rebel Jesus”, if you will.

At no time in his 33 years of life did Jesus of Nazareth praise the wealthy or admonish his followers to grow their capital. In fact, the one instance that I can recall in his story of him being pissed all the way off is when he drove the money changers from the temple. We’ve come a long way from that, where a husk of a human being who could not name one Bible verse if you held a gun to his head is praised as a “Christian leader” by people who attend church and actually can recite passages from the Bible. (Although, tbh, their interpretation may be somewhat off.) Where “pastors” of mega churches in $6k suits preach prosperity on weekly broadcasts as the chyron flashes where you can use your credit card to donate. Where followers of Christ—born in a stable and on the run within days—nod in agreement when the billionaires, the husk and the pastors tell them that refugees are “poisoning the blood of the nation” and that to save us, they must be rounded up in their millions and deported. End of.

And I wonder, as we focus in this season on the birth of the Savior in that stable, how these billionaires, the husk and the pastors would rewrite that story to make it make sense in our current reality? What would this birthplace look like—marble floors and gold-plated toilets? Manhattan or Cape Town? World leaders coming to pay fealty live broadcast on CNN and Fox? Maggie Haberman writing the new gospel, complete with commentary on the maternity wardrobe?

And what message will this messiah bring?

 

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