Disaster relief--not

You will be aware that the Kleptocrat traveled to south Texas yesterday, primarily because he couldn’t stand a natural disaster detracting from headlines he holds to be rightly his. And because he could, he took his current trophy wife with him—possibly to show those famously vapid Texas trophy wives that they got nothin’ on him.

I happened to catch a couple of photos of the Klepto-couple as they were leaving the White House. Two things struck me: Melania was heading off to a flood disaster in cigarette slacks and stilettos, and Li’l Donnie Two-Scoops was clutching his latest butt-ugly $40 crap cap in a death grip.

Well, as you might expect, SoMe went ballistic about Melania’s footwear. I reckoned somewhat mildly that she might take advantage of the flight on Air Force One to maybe change her shoes, and indeed she did: she emerged wearing sneakers, which were a definite improvement over the stilettos. Although they were white, so possibly not the best choice for an area that might be expected to be muddy. But still an improvement.

(She has to wear a cap that says FLOTUS? Seriously?)

Her husband was still a douchebag, however.

Anyhow, I’m not going to go into the low-rent performance the Kleptocrat put on in Corpus Christi—other than to say of course he made it all about him. He always does.

However, a couple of memes emerged from this little junket, so Imma just gonna leave these with you.