Or not

Here’s something else I saw in one of the countless shopping centers along Orchard Road in Singapore:

Yes—trainers that allow you to walk on beer; on Heineken Silver, to be precise. Heinekicks.

I don’t know why, and I didn’t bother to find out how much they cost. All I’m going to say is that the contents of the sole look like an entirely different fluid, and I am not here for that.