Spellcheck is not your friend

Based on a tweet he posted, I’m guessing that Friday was a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day for Sean Penn. How bad, you ask? Here’s the tweet:

Beyond the theologico-legal problem with the Vatican impeaching evangelicals, he was just stating the bleeding obvious.

I mean, tout le monde knows you don’t follow Satin anywhere, much less the bowels of hell.

Taffeta, now—that’s a different weave altogether.