Be even more afraid...

As I reported last week, we had an unfortunate incident in our computer server room. It was pretty gruesome. But it turns out that, at some point over the weekend, there was even worse.

When I got in yesterday morning, there was crime scene tape all over the windows and the entry door.

When I got closer—it turned out that there was a body, as well:

Clearly a scene of extreme violence, as witnessed by the one shoe all the way across the room. Don’t like to think about what that experience was like.

Evidently there was an unsuccessful attempt at making a break for it, too:

And to top it off, our CTO has been split in two in a particularly unsavory way:

Can’t wait for Thanksgiving.