Friday, March 4, 2016

The earth did not move

I spent the day yesterday moving into a Confederate state. Without ever leaving my building I clocked 16K steps.

By 1730, I had connectivity and DVR, found enough sheets and blankets to make my bed and ordered delivery pizza, which you can eat without knives and forks. (I have yet to unpack the cutlery, although I did find the compostable paper plates I nicked from my employer for exactly this purpose six years ago.)

I also have been mainlining Naproxen.

Well—it’s a start.





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