Belieb it or not

You know, the Twitters-dot-com just crack me up.

I mean, yes—on the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog. I get that. But what’s up with nearly 1500 people following a Twitter account called Friend of God, which hasn’t tweeted a single thing?

  

And, no—I have no earthly idea why FoG followed me. But at some point when I didn’t follow back, s/he (or it; or they) unfollowed.

I can understand more than two million people following God, AKA @The TweetOfGod. His/her tweets rival Dorothy Parker’s wit on a whole range of topics. Like encapsulating Canada and the US:

Or various events of last week:

But you also have to purely admire someone with more than two million followers who follows only Justin Bieber.

Because on the Internet god and dog are nearly interchangeable.