Men bearing cookies

This came via a FB friend, from the Being Liberal fan page:

I have to say that there is no woman in my acquaintance whose first response to a guy bearing freshly-baked cookies would be, “That’s so gay.” More like:

“Did you bring the milk, too?” Or:

“Butt out, bitch, he’s mine!” Or:

…No—from here on out, I don’t believe I can repeat the likely response in a public forum. There are grandfathers who read this.