Crime bites

I don’t quite understand why this crime story out of Gwinnett County, Ga., didn’t make the nationals: a local man jonesing for doughnuts jacked a Krispy Kreme truck and sped off for the Interstate.

There was a high-speed chase by a variety of law enforcement teams (including a K9 unit) that ended up in a dead-end street. The suspect, James Freddy Major, 45, is alleged to have been “under the influence”, although the story doesn’t state exactly the influence was.

It (the story) does quote the police incident report: “The suspect…was apprehended by K9 dog bite”, which just makes my day.

Although I do wonder why you’d need a K9 team to follow a Krispy Kreme truck.