Take a quack at it

Right about now, this new career opportunity is looking mighty good to me: becoming the Voice of the Aflac Duck.

I like the challenge of “innovative and original quacking”. Plus, you have to be bilingual: English Duck and Spanish Duck.

Nowhere in this description is the requirement to “evangelize”. They get 50 extra points for that alone.

And, let's face it: dealing with the duck wranglers can't be any more difficult than getting out the sock puppets for most recruiters.