Wednesday, May 14, 2025

Over my shoulder

Microsoft Word, and its step-sibling Outlook, has got a lot more irritating in the past couple of years. I don’t know whether it’s AI, or just someone deciding that what people really need is not just spellcheck, but grammar and punctuation suggestions. And there doesn’t seem to be a way to turn those “features off.

Believe me, if I could find it, I would. Since the seventh grade, when Miss Bauer rammed the tools of English into us, I have not needed any jumped-up bog standard “help” with language, thank you very much.

But, back to spellcheck: a couple of weeks ago, Outlook signaled that it didn’t like “gormless” as my choice of descriptor for someone who absolutely personifies the quality. So when I clicked on the word, these are the substitutes it suggested:

Now—why would you object to “gormless” the adjective, but be perfectly happy with “gormlessly”, the adverb? See why I want to turn the dag-blamed thing off?

(As I write this, it’s still giving me the wavy red line under the offending word.)

 

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