Friday, March 22, 2024

Squirting flowers

Republicans on the House Oversight Committee just showed us the truth of the adage “Elect clowns; expect a circus.” Because Wednesday’s hearing about alleged impeachable offenses by President Joe Biden was pretty much Republicans beclowning themselves, with some able assists from the Democrats.

So we’re having the iconic “Entrance of the Gladiators”, composed by Czech Julius Fučík, performed here by The Hill Crew. I heard it all day Wednesday.


 

 

 

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Grinding fine

So, here’s an interesting (to me) variant on shrinkflation, the practice of vendors in the food supply chain of reducing the amount of product you find in packaging but charging the same price.

For some reason, Trader Joe has put 1.3 ounces of rainbow peppercorns in a slightly taller jar than before:

I only noticed it because the new grinder top they switched to doesn’t do a good job of actually grinding the peppercorns, so I put one of the older tops on. 

Then they changed the threads on the screw portion, so I have to pour the peppercorns into one of the older jars to make it work.

I have absolutely no idea what they gain from this, but there it is.

 

 

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Attention to detail

Last week a recruiter contacted me on LinkedIn for a job.

I’m not sure what he saw in my profile that made him think I was in any way capable of doing it, so I replied thus:

And this was his response:

So, not only does he not read profiles, he doesn’t read his messages. But he has a job.

 

 

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

This one's for Joe

Unless you’re Italian or trying to sell a house, you may not be aware that today is Saint Joseph’s Day.

You remember Joseph? Husband of Mary? Taught Jesus everything he knew about carpentry and joinery?

Yeah, that’s the sad tale. Poor guy is always losing out: in the Nativity, it’s all the Madonna and the kid; in cursing it’s always Jesus-Mary-and-Joseph; in March it’s always Saint Patrick.

Joseph is the patron of, among others, the Church Universal, workers, families, engineers, the dying, Canada, confectioners, travelers, those in doubt, cabinetmakers, Korea and Vatican II. Also of house sellers and hunters, which should make him a pretty busy fellow these days.

Today is his official feast day—celebrated widely in Italian communities around the world with altars decorated with flowers, limes, candles, wine, breads, cookies, pastries and other symbols of the good life. This is of particular importance when you consider that Saint Joseph’s Day usually falls in Lent, when consumption is constricted.

(There’s another day, 1 May, dedicated to Saint Joseph the Worker; but that was invented in 1955 by Pope Pius XII to counter the godless communist/union/laborer May Day holiday, so you can fuggedaboutit.)

What I remember about Saint Joseph’s Day is that it’s when the swallows come back to Capistrano—that’s the Mission of San Juan Capistrano, in the eponymous town in Orange County, California. Turns out that the swallows usually show up a couple of days on one side or another of 19 March, but everyone turns a blind eye to those little discrepancies and enjoys the hell out of the miracle of the swallows.

There are decades of stories about how Saint Joe helps the desperate sell their homes: you bury a (plastic/stone/wooden) statue of the saint (head up/head/down/horizontal) in your (front/back/side) yard and Bob’s your uncle—the house is sold.

You can buy purpose-made statues for precisely this use from a variety of sources both on and off line, including from some realtors.

No clue as to how the saint may help home buyers, unless there’s some karmic connection that his statue in your yard attracts exactly the right buyers for this house.

BTW—on this particular Saint Joseph's Day, we're also celebrating former Kleptocrat "economic adviser" Peter Navarro entering prison for ignoring a congressional subpoena WRT the January 6th investigation. SCOTUS yesterday turned down his request to stay pending appeal. Let's hope he's the first of many administration officials involved in the insurrection, going all the way up to the top.

Happy Saint Joseph’s Day to you, Petey. Make lots of new friends.

 

Monday, March 18, 2024

Gratitude Monday: blooms in the air

We’re at that point in Spring where trees and shrubs are beginning to bloom, and it would be both difficult and mean-spirited to not be grateful for that. So—here you go.