Mincing words

Last year I bought a package of mince pies at Wegmans.

I suppose when I saw it I was reminded of the “luxury” mince pies I used to get at Marks & Spencer. Those were truly worth not bothering to make your own.

These? Not so much.

(And it's not just the "best by" date has expired. There is not one component that would not survive a direct nuclear strike. These things were disgusting, both crust and filling.)

How bad are they, you ask?

Not even the squirrels will eat them.