Personal assistant

I got this Stretch Armstrong, uh, figure for Christmas.

For a while, he lived on a bookshelf in the livingroom, but I recently brought him to my desk because video meetings.

Thing is—in my hands, he’s really more of a Squish Armstrong than a Stretch. I mean, he stretches just fine, but I find it more satisfying to squeeze than pull.

He’s going to have a challenging summer.