Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Something that's not alligators

So, an emu named Taco walks into a bar…

No, I have not been hitting the sauce. Nor, apparently, did Taco, who was spooked by a neighbor’s dog into jumping her human’s six-foot garden fence and went walkabout.


It was in Florida. Of course.

And how do you round up an emu? “It’s like catching a giant chicken,” said Cpl. David Jacobs, of the Brevard County Sheriff’s office.

That’s gotta be the quote of the year.



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