Wednesday, August 31, 2016

On the beach

So, I was on Twitter, minding my own business, when one of my Euro tweetmates fired something across my feed. And, warning:


Because:


Well, this sparked a couple of thoughts.

First, I suggested that my pal might want to consider the whole waxing issue before he shells out for this, erm, item. Because I’d think bikini waxing would be a showstopper for most males.

Then I pointed out that he’d better not cough while wearing it. Or possibly even walk.

But on the other, uh, hand—as long as it’s not a burkini, he’s good to go as far as the French authorities are concerned.

P.S. Yes, I know you cannot unsee this. But I did warn you.


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