No help for the holidays

This is what you end up with when stores bend over for the food Nazis—you know, the organic-only gluten-free soy-substitute vegan crowd.

I was in Trader Joe’s the other day, and I had flour on my list. Just regular old cookie-making flour. Here’s what Trader Joe’s offered me:

Yeah. I could buy gluten-free, almond or coconut flour (at totally jacked-up organo-hissy vegan prices), but no five-pound bags of the stuff you need for getting the holidays going.

I despair.