What would Oscar do?

For some reason, Keith Richards memes seem to be floating around teh Interwebz. Like:

And:

I sent them to a friend, who commented, “Yep, he got the face he deserves.”

That made me wonder if there isn’t somewhere, in an attic, say, a picture of Richards that every year looks a little younger, fresher and healthier? Because that might explain how it is that he’s still around, in any condition.

Just a thought.