Piled higher and deeper

As you know, I occasionally waft through Whole Foods and have a look at how the Other Quarter lives. And it amuses me to speculate on the provenance of the manure that they stock for the Spring grow-your-own-organic-salad planting season.

Because…Whole Foods.

Well, I was on the premises a while ago, and it’s baaack.

And now they’ve upped the ante, because not only do they have cow poop, they have worm poop!

Honestly, folks, you cannot make this, uh, stuff up.

That’s right, worm castings is basically vermishit. And evidently it is the absolute bee’s knees to use for amending your soil.

If you don’t mind paying top dollar:

Yes, you’d better spread that shit thin, because it’s $14 a bag.

Also, looks like they’ve raised the price on the organic free-range, fair trade, sustainably raised normal cow-and-horse manure. Last year it was $6.99; now it’s $8.

Well, that’s how it crumbles, doody-wise.