Easter trauma

This crossed my path recently, and I don’t quite know what to think of it.

First off, I’m wondering who came up with this idea? Did s/he have any acquaintance with small children at all? If so, what would possess him/her to inflict this kind of trauma?

It’s absolutely no surprise to me at all that this kid is screaming. Because the egg laying is freaking me out.

Then it occurred to me that I’ve sat in many, many meetings with exactly this look of stunned disbelief on my face as colleagues and managers shot figurative eggs out of their plush metaphorical butts.

I’ve probably even screamed a little. In my throat.

Both this kid and I need therapy.